The Adventures of Dan and his boobs ( the boob fic )

Chapter 15

Chapter 15

Days after the birth of Smitty Werbanjagermanjensen Howell and Totoro weave Howell, Who were twins, they grew at a rationally rate. They were already much taller then Dan, and a lot wider

Dan was scrolling on his phone with his cereal on his boobs.

Now, the kids had a special sound that was like a roar.

And it was fucking louder then the couples downstairs who constantly had sex

And it startled the shit out of Dan & Phil.

So as Dan scrolled, he heard them.

"SMITTY! WUT THE CUM ARE YOU DOING?" Dan yelled

A roar came from within and blew dans weave

Smitty came wobbling in with his weave

"ROAHJJHSJJSSJSHHSHSHSHSHSHDJSNSDHSHHSJSJSHD"' said Smitty

"Smitty WHT da fuck r u speakin, German?" Dan questioned

"ROAHAJAMSJOSNSJSNSJYNSJYNSKSNSJ" Smitty said

"Smitty Werbanjagermanjensen do not talk to your father that way!" Dan exclaimed

"ROAHJSKSNZJSNSKSMZKSMZKSHSBSJ" Smitty angrily said

He ran to Phil and shook the whole building and made Dan spill his cereal

"SMITTY!" Dan yelled

Dan ran to Phil where Smitty was hugging Phil and Totoro was sleeping on Lion

"Phil! I cannot understand Smitty" Dan stammered

Phil nodded and looked at Smitty

"ROAHJSKANSJSNKSMSKSMZK?" Phil said

"ROAHJSKSNZJSNXKSMZMMZNZMSMSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSJBDHSN" Smitty answered

Dan was confused as fuck

So he took midnight magic, his fav holy water and sprinkled it on the floor

Totoro screamed

"Totoro it's fine it's just going to clean the demons that posses my soul" Dan calmly said

Phil's eyes widened and he rolled his eyes

"Dan, Smitty is saying he wants to go outside" Phil calmly said

"Dude, he's like a 900 pound animal who's taller then me how the hell is he going to go outside"

Phil gasped "HE IS THE SAME AS EVERY OTHER CHILD"

Dan: "I HAVE BOOBS THEY ALREADY GET QUESTIONED"

Phil: "DANIEL JAMES HOWELL YOU WILL TAKE YOUR CHILD OUTSIDE "

"UGH" Dan yelled

So Dan took Smitty outside

"Now Smitty try not to step on anyon-" Dan was cut off by the sound of someone screaming

"SMITTY LIFT YOUR FOOT!!!!!!!!!" DAn screamed

Smitty tilted his head and skipped happily to town

A stranger lay injured on the floor

"I'm not paying for medical expenses WEEEEE" Dan whispered and ran after Smitty

Smitty was killing people after people

"SIR PLEASE COLLECT YOUR MAN CHILD" a officer said

Dan nodded and ran after Smitty

"SMITTY YOUR GOING TO RUIN YOUR WEAVE" but as Dan said that