The Adventures of Dan and his boobs ( the boob fic )

Chapter 14 i think

Chapter 14

The next couple of days Dan was enjoying his weave.

But others were not. Phil avoided Dan at all cost, even when Dan said he'd support Phil and the baby.

Dan felt as if he lost his bae

Dan pushed himself onto the couch. He couldn't figure out what was happening. Why no one liked him. Literally all he did was set 1 or 69 houses on fire( he was still confused on that)

Tripped a few old ladies

Stole PJ's equipment and recorded a rap song

And set over 2 thousand animals free from their homes

Dan was at the peak of all of this and headed to his room.

And laid down and hugged his boobs, which ten exploded

But something wasn't right

The color

It was

Blue

Dan looked it up and Dan found out something he was never to forget

"When your boob milk is Blue, it means your partner is having twins"

Phil

Was

Having

Twins

"P.s. Yes Dan It will have a weave" said a note

His fandom knew him too well

Dan got up and creaked opened Phil's door, where he sat on his balcony that he now had

"Ajshsnzisn" Phil sighed

Dan felt bad. He and Phil were not being the partners they were suppose to be.

Dan crawled by the window and stared at Phil

The wind blowing in his hair

"Dan I know your there I smell your cotton candy cologne"

The fact Phil called it cologne when it obviously was perfume made his boons tingle

He sat next to Phil and told him the news

"Phil

My boob milk is blue"

Phil got some holy water and poured it on his boobs

Nothing happened

"It's a side effect" Phil said, "I lost my boobs"

Dan patted Phil on the head

"Phil you're having twins" Dan said

"WHAT" Phil screamed

Dans eyes widened

"Dan did you're boobs explode or something, because it's really wet over here" Phil asked

"No my boob milk is blue remember" Dan replied

Phil suddenly was in pain

He was going into labor

But little did the two know that was the case

"PHIL GET INSIDE" Dan yelled

So Phil laid on the couch in pain while Dan worried

He started panicking

So he called all his friends

"CHRIS PJ ZOE CARRIE ANTHONY BRENDON U ALL NEED TO GET HERE PHIL IS PREGO IN PAIN"