Chapter 17 ( JAPANNN )
Dan woke up to the narrator ending with "BECause A FUXING".
His anus hurt.
He stuffed tissue up his anus.
"Woof woof woof woof" Phil barked
"Woof meow" Dan replied
They both agreed that Smitty and Totoro could no longer stay at their flat.
"Smitty get yo ass in here snot rag" Phil yelled
"Totoro, please come sit next to daddy" Dan asked, sipping his tea
So they both sat down with their father
"Smitty, Totoro, I think it's time to -" Dan saw the guilt in their face.
"...go shopping!" Dan quickly said.
So the 4 of them went to the store to get unneeded things
Dan picked out a large, juicy, tasty, strawberry, which he soon noticed was Phil.
"YOU TryiNG TO to TELL ME IM HEAVY" Phil screamed
"PHIL HOW THE HELL DO U THINK I WAS SUPPOSE TO TELL A STRAWBErry APART FROM U" Dan stammered
Phil gasped and walked away.
As Dan LOOKEd at some Malteasers, he heard Phil talking
Oh, well imagine
As I'm pacing the aisles in a small corner store
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
"What a beautiful melon!
What a beautiful melon!" says a phil to a stocker
"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame
we're not stocking any more"
Dan chimed in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of stocking the goddamn store?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
Dan chimed in
"Haven't you people ever heard of stocking the goddamn store?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of shame"
Dan was furious they were out of melons because the melons they bought made his boobs grow
The fact they weren't restocking them made him rage with fury.
"PHILIP " Dan yelled
"Hoe u best be calling ma ass for a decent fucking reason " Phil said, making his way towards Dan.
"How the hell am I suppose to grow these badonka donks if they don't sell that melon anymore" Dan cried
"Dan u fucking realize this isn't the only store that sells your special melon u get dat right" Phil said, unamused of dans thoughts.
"Really so were else do they sell them, Japan!?" Dan sassed
So they got home from their unneeded trip to the store and they looked up where the watermelons in Japan were.
"THERE! It says 'weetlemeelons are sold there yo'. Sounds accurate lets go" Dan said.
"We can't just leave without telling the children they have to get a life" Phil said.
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The Adventures of Dan and his boobs ( the boob fic )
FanficDan find out he has boobs and uses them in the best way possible YES this IS the original Boob Fic. anyways. Dedicated to the most ironic person I've ever known ____________ Daniel Howell
