The Adventures of Dan and his boobs ( the boob fic )

Wut is dis chapter 9 now

Chapter 9

Weeks passed by, and Dan had to go get his boobs checked out. They were uncontrollable and keeping him and Phil from having intercourse.

Dan arrived the hospital, drinking unicorn blood.

"Hello! Welcome " the nurse said

"Bitch I ain't in no mood to hear what we got goin on ghetto bitch face so go fuck along an get me a doctor bitch dick" Dan sassed.

The nurse gasped and ran out of the room.

"that'll teach the naughty bitch"

The doctor came in, with no words he took out a needle

"Hoe whut u think ya doin wit dose. " Dan said

The doctor injected the needle in his boob and took out some milk

"GOD IF U WANTED SO BREAST MILK U COULD HAVE JUST ASKED SNOBBY BITCH" Dan said. "U SHOULD HAV SOME BOOBS" so Dan injected when was his milk into the doctor. " NOOOOOOO DAN I DONT WANT BOOBS" the doctor screamed. "To bad snobby bitch" Dan said without a care.

Dan got up and left the now screeching loud room. He left the building calling his good friend

Becca

"Becca" Dan sniffed, " I need u to come get me, I'm at the hospital".

"Snobby bitches wasn't it" Becca replied

"Girl he was from da ghetto good an tried to rape me" Dan responded.

Becca gasped and hurried on her way to see Dan.

She was here in 2 seconds flat.

"Sorry I took so long" Becca pleaded.

Dan cried into her shoulder.

"Gurl ain't no raper guna cum after u" Becca said Patting him on the back.

"Thanks gurl"

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Dan arrived home, where Phil was watching tv.

"PHIL!" Dan yelled.

Before Phil could say anything, Dan hugged Phil tightly.

"Dan I was only in the kitchen" Phil said

"MY BOOBS Are oUT OF CONTROL" Dan said falling into the couch.

"Hey cheer up, I bought you some unicorn milk" Phil happily said.

Dan came from in the couch and slithered onto the seat next to him.

He grasped it out of his hand like he did on Thursday nights, and drank it.

"Thanks Phil." Dan said.

But little did Phan know the side effects.

Dans boobs were pointy.

"WTF" Dan screamed

Unicorns flew everywhere from his breast, and came up to him.

Dan cried of joy

"I JUST GAVE BIRTH" Dan cried

"CUM TO ME CHILDREn" Dan said as all the unicorns went on his back

"NOOT NOOT" They all said.

Dan fed them unicorn milk, and when they became big enough, he flew them around town.

"TAKE COVERr" the town screamed.

Dan was a proud mother

Phil stood by, eagerly happy.

Suddenly Becca came in and took a unicorn.

"Bitch I need me my unicorn meat" he sassed

Dan gasped, and ripped that unicorn out of her hand

"GURL UR GOIN TO KILL IT" Dan screamed

Suddenly, he squirted milk on Becca.

"NO THIS IS FLAMMABLE FUCK MY LIFE" Dan said jumping out of her way.

The town screamed in pure fear.

"Ah yes, the BBC is back In gear!" A reporter said

Suddenly a fire ball of rainbow milk melted the studio

"Fuck u an your children" the producer said.

"NOOT NOOT" Dan cried, desperately looking for his children. The misted sky was blocking his view

"I know what I must do" Dan said

He sparked some magic dust on him. Suddenly, he was in a Elsa dress with makeup and hair.

a piano started playing

His hair blew dramatically in the air.

"The snow glows green on the mountain tonight, not a shit to be seen, Do u want to build a open door for the first time in forever"

When Dan hit the let it go notes, he would gain all power and suck up everyone's souls and that's WHT he did "LET IT GO " Dan screamed and all the power was on him Dan screamed of laughter he was sucking his towns people souls in and squirted milk everywhere, he walked through a door, but got stuck. He didn't care, Dan had powers, his boobs made a big spark and exploded the area. "LET IT GOOOOOOOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THE MOLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANY WAYYYYYYYY" Dan sang dramatically. A rainbow appeared and it started snowing. Him and his unicorn babies flew on the rainbow and sang their hearts out. The towns folks cheered and Dan gave them milk and boob fireworks.

It was happening all at once and he was enjoying every moment of it until he passed out due to lack of boob milk and had to be taken away in an ambulance.

What will happen to dans milk?