The Adventures of Dan and his boobs ( the boob fic )

Chapter 23

Chapter 23

As for the the town of London, it was still winter, so Phil thought that during a blizzard, you best be outside making some fucking snowmen

"DANdaNDAN" Phil said screaming jumping on phils bed

"What nigga ass bitch"

"ITs SNOWINGG let go build dicks I mean snowmen"

"Phil you ignorant little fuck it's like -47 degrees out there"

Phil's smile of pure little kid happiness turned into a immediate death face

His voice got demotic

"DAN HOWELL YOU WILL GO OUTSIDE AND WE WILL BUILD A SNOWMAN RIGHT NOW FOOL"

Dan panicked and quickly got into snow gear.

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They arrived at the exit to outside

"Are you ready to have the time of your life Dan?" Phil asked excitedly

"No because I had the time of my life in bed with you while having a foursome and jamming my dick RIGHT IN THAT-"

"DAN" Phil yelled.

Dan rolled his eyes and opened the door.

A whip of snow came clashing in their faces faster then Dans cum

"OH YEAH SURE DAN THIS WAS THE GREATEst IDEA EVER" Dan yelled

"I KNOW RIGHT"

They finally made it through the storm of snow and finally got to leveled ground.

"Okay let's make a snowman" Phil pleaded

"Phil this isn't exactly what a grown men does" Dan said attempting to make a snowball

"DAN YOU WILL ENJOY THIS BONDING TIME TOGETHER WITH ME AS ONE"

Phil smiled a creepy smile then quickly started to build

"What is that" Dan questioned

"My base" Phil replied

"What do you keep in there? Whores??" Dan laughed

"No, sluts like your ugly ass bitch face nigga" Phil smiled.

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Phil's base started to make its way to a good amount of snow to be a igloo.

Phil refused to tell Dan as to why he was making a base.

"Phil!" Dan said walking over to his base.

Phil quickly spotted Dan and his eyes turned a bright shade of red

"YOU STEPPED OVER THE LINE" Phil yelled pushing Dan back to his turf

"JFC PHIL ITS A LINE"

"THATS WHAT YOU THINK" Phil yelled

"This line holds treasures and memories that can lead us to thousands and thousands of years worth of souls who have gone by the same rule of separation with a line and we will join them as we fight to the death and one soul will remain standing while the other burns and hell whilst bleeding blood of defeat"

Dans face emotion was stuck with shock.

"Okay Then......" Dan slowly said backing away from the line.

So Phil continued building his well rounded base and Dan took

proaction and started to make one himself.