Chapter 25
Dan and Phil looked rapidly at the window in which there was a strange person in a cape
"HARRY POTTER!??!" Phil said
"HAVE YOU COME TO COLLECT ME FOR HOGWARTS" Dan yelled
"No you fools. I'm here to tell you how you started" the black caped person said.
Dan and Phil looked at each other and sat on the couch.
"You both met through YouTube. They day you met in person is a different story..."
••••••••*flash back*•••••••••
"Dan? Danisnotonfire? Is that you?" Phil called.
"AmazingPhil Lester! It's YOU!" Dan yelled out.
They embraced in a hug and quickly set off into London.
After spending an equal amount of time with each other, they went back to Phil's place.
"So this is where the magic happens" Dan stated, looking around the room.
"Yep. Pretty cool to see someone else from the internet in it" Phil chuckled.
They both laughed and sat down.
They made a video together, labeled "Phil is not on fire". The fun was unreal and they had never been happier.
"Red Alert. Red Alert" Phil's computer alerted.
Dan looked at Phil confused.
"What does it mean by red alert?" Dan asked.
Phil hadn't told Dan about ALL of his life. Nor the fact that he was a secret agent.
"Uhhh... Um....I...UGH." Phil expressed and quickly got up and uncovered a button which then opened a portal.
Dan stood up in fear and astonishment.
"PHIL" Dan exclaimed.
"NO TIME JUST FOLLOW ME" Phil screeched, grabbing hold of dans hand and taking him through the portal.
"Woah... Where are we?" Dan, still astonished, said looking around.
"My lair" Phil replied. "I actually didn't tell you because I didn't expect to get a call. But I, uh, I'm a agent"
Dan quickly made eye contact with Phil.
"A what?"
Phil stepped into a clear box, in which he pressed a button and instantly changed clothing
" i am..." Phil distantly said.
"Black Widow" Phil said, revealing himself.
"Woah." Dan gasped:
Phil stepped down and confronted Dan.
"Man, I'm in love with a guy who's a fucking superhero" Dan accidentally blurted out.
"Did I just say that out loud?" Dan asked Phil
"Maybe." Phil answered with a smile
Dan chuckled and continued to follow Phil.
"I have a mission. And I can't do it alone" Phil pleaded
He pressed a button and a suit appeared.
"YOU'RE my companion.
Dan nodded and got into the suit.
"Alright. Let's do this" Phil said, grabbing dans hand and flying out of the building.
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The Adventures of Dan and his boobs ( the boob fic )
FanfictionDan find out he has boobs and uses them in the best way possible YES this IS the original Boob Fic. anyways. Dedicated to the most ironic person I've ever known ____________ Daniel Howell
