The Adventures of Dan and his boobs ( the boob fic )

Chapter 6? Idfk

Chapter 6

All day, Dan felt as if he lost something, the feel of pregnancy.

Dan was so depressed about it.

But Dan loved being pregnant, so he decided to go out of harms way ( ironically ) and eat a whole watermelon whole. When it dropped into his stomach, he had a big bump. Dan was happy, because he was pregnant again. But Dan had other problems

His boobs were getting bigger

Each day he ate breast milk and cereal to empty them but it never worked.

On that very day, Dan decided to take a shower, but the water had suddenly stopped.

"Wtf" Dan said, using his boobs to hit the wall as if it would then turn back on.

Dan still had soap in his hair, so he had no way of getting it out.

"Unless" Dan thought.

He took his giant boobs, held them above him, and squeezed.

Out came tons and tons of milk, pouring and splashing on Dan.

"OH YESS BABY WHOOO " he screamed.

Phil was in the other room, hearing the erotic noises.

"DAN STOP HAVING EROTIC ANAL SEX ALREADY u SAID U WOULD WAIT TONIGHT" Phil screamed to Dan. But Dan didn't care, he had the time of his life, bathing in his own milk. He ate cereal while the milk came down, and the perfect problem had occurred, his boobs kept regaining milk, so it was a never ending cycle! Dan got out flawless as ever, smelling like milk. Dan, however thought he was attracting others ( which he by far was not )

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The next day was a problem.

It was Sunday, and the radio show was on.

"Phil I had bootatas I can't go on national radio with them" Dan pleaded to Phil.

"DAN U WILL GRAB LIFE BY THE FUCKIN TIT BALLS AND YOLO IT OUT THERE" Phil replied.

Dan rolled his eyes and walked to the BBC.

They eventually made it, where the producers didn't bother to question what the fuck had happened. Phil, however, could control his magical boobs and make them come into place whenever he wanted.

Dan: "Phil do I have to do this?" He asked

Phil: "Yes u dirt bag"

Dan: "But why can't I believe like you? Liek have magical boobs?"

Phil: just believe

Dan; believe?

Phil: BELIEVE

Dan: I'LL BELIEVE PHIL I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVEEEEEEE

WEll, he believed too hard, because right as the cameras went on, milk from dans boobs exploded out in the studio and soaked everything.

"I have boob powers..." Dan said to the camera.

The camera cut out, the milk had soaked the wires.

Since Dan was crying, Phil tweeted " no radio show tonight!! Milk happened"

Phil: Dan stop crying

Dan: ITS MY MOOD SWINGS OK THTS TE PERK OF BEIN PREGO

Phil: Dan you're not prego

Dan: DONT U GET IT PHIL!?? IM A FIREWORK READY TO ERUPT

Phil: stop using metaphors

Dan: IM... IM

Phil: you're what?

Dans boobs start to shoot out fireworks

Dan: BABY IM A FIIIRREEEEEEWORRRKKKK

everyone hid under desk and chairs, trying to escape dans fluids.

Phil: DAN STOP

But Dan couldn't, the more milk tht came out the more fireworks.

As Dan sung like Katy Perry, a shaking occurred.

"GET DOWN" the producers yelled

NOTHING CAN STOP ME AN MY BOOBS!!!!!!!!! NOTHHHINGGGGGGGG" Dan screamed in pride. The BBC building collapsed.

"Dan, just get you're bookbag and let's go" Phil said unharmed.

As Dan was getting his backpack, he mentioned to the producers 1 last thing;

"Told you I couldn't stop these bitches" Dan said with sas.

Dan was confused, how was he going to control this?