The Adventures of Dan and his boobs ( the boob fic )

Chapter 27

Chapter 27

Dan ran home to his honeylamb Philip merrily and excited.

"PHILPHILPHILPHILPHIL" Dan said, frolicking through the apartment.

"Wut the fuck do you want bby" Phil asked.

"I HAVE NEWSSSS" Dan said.

Phil loved when Dan became excited because it usually meant Dan would allow him to buy more holy water.

"WHAT WHAT WHAT IS IT" Phil joined the scream

"Okay okay........ You know that tugging in my left breast that I went to the doctors about?"

Phil nodded

"Turns out..... IM PREGNANT"

Phil's jaw dropped.

He covered his mouth in shock.

"Dan omf my bae is pregnant" Phil said congratulating him.

"Waitwaitwait. I'm pregnant too.... Hold up let's refer to the internet for this"

Dan and Phil searched their question

"One male will loose the baby they have as, it'll transfer to the partner" Phil read.

"Wait so that baby that was in your stomach is in my left breast.." Dan questioned.

"Yep pretty much" Phil smiled

"Phil.... I'm so sorry this happened to you" Dan apologized.

"WTF DO YOU MEAN YOUR SORRY DAN I CAN FINALLY DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT NOW I CAN ROAM THE WORLD FUCK WHO I WANT THIS IS AMAZING"  Phil screeched.

He ran toward the door.

"IM FREEEEE" his voice trailed off into the outdoors.

Dan was so excited. He had 2 sons already, and couldn't wait to tell them the news

He dialed their number.

"AKSKSMSNKS?" The voice responded.

"Totoro? Is that you?!" Dan asked.

"ALKDJDNSJS!!!! YESJJSJSNAMA"

"Listen! You and your brother need to come see me ASAP! I have news to tell you!!!!!1!"

Dan hung up the phone and within seconds the were at the door.

"WISNDMSMAMAKA, EJSJSKSK!!" Totoro said, hugging Dan.

"I missed you too buddy! Wheres Smitty Werbanjagermanjensen?"

"NSNSNNSJSJSJS. DHEJSHNE"

Smitty walked in with a suit on.

"Awe my little dudes are growing up" Dan said in awe.

They all sat down together on the couch.

"Okay, so I love you guys so much, never forget that. Your my first sons, and you were conceived on this here couch" Dan started to explain.

Smitty and Totoro looked at the couch, seeing a white stain.

"ANYWAYS, today I found out some information today..."

Suddenly Phil ran in the room.

"Sorry the police came after me."

"Hmmm... Uh Phil I'm about to tell them the news" Dan slowly said.

"SONS" Phil yelled and hugged them.

Phil smiled and happily sat down on the couch next to Dan.

"Well.... I went to the doctors and basically, I'm pregnant...."