The Adventures of Dan and his boobs ( the boob fic )

Chapter 16 betch

Chapter 16

Dan stood at the pole just waiting for someone to save his boobs

Phil woke up with te smell of "summertime mist" holy water followed behind him

"Dan why u attached to a pole" Phil questioned

"I swallowed that magnet you threw at me last night and it sunk into my boobs and now I'm stuck" Dan explained

"Or you just Have an addiction to poles.." Phil murmured

"What? No im serious Phil"

"Sure Dan"

Phil proceeded to pull Dan off the pole,

After a couple times, Dan finally was detached

"Woo, I was scared that for a second that-" Dan was cut off by a storm of knifes and forks that stabbed Dan in the boobs

"THERE GOES THE BADONKADONK MILK" Dan cried

"Dan." Phil said without a breath

"Wut"

"are you trying to kill yo family" Phil asked

"NO" Dan sassed

He suddenly appeared in Becky attire

"BETCH IF I WERE TRYIG TO KILL MY FAMIY WOULD I HAVE SALVAGED MY LIFE TO GO FIND SMITTY!!?" Dan sassed

"Well you only walked like half a mile" Phil stated

"SURE ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO SPECIFIC" Dan said

"Phil is this the end" Dan a bit more calmly

"Idk is itz or naw" Phil replied

"It's just when I see your face there's not a thing I would change" Dan sang

"Oh there's a lot on your face I would change" Phil sassed

Dan sighed

"Dan go call Becca and ask her to take you too the hospital" Phil said as he squeezed dans boobs to make cereal

"But that doctor is a bitch" Dan said.

"Maybe your a bitch yourself" Phil said

"PHIL WHAT IS WITH YOU TODAY SERIOUSLY" Dan yelled

So Dan threw on his leather jacket that read "pretty pink princess"

So Dan was off and soon in the office

"Hello-" the doctor was cut off by the sight of Dan

"Bitch you just gunna stand there or give me a diagnoses" Dan sassed ( as always)

The doctor took his seat

"So what seems to be the proble-" the doctor was cut off by Dans sas

"IF I KNEW THE PROBLEM WOULDN'T I HAVE FIXED IT ALREADY" Dan screamed

"You come in here first with a boob problem, then a baby problem, and both times you were sassy" the doctor said under breAth

"Look betch this isn't no reflection class so save it for someone who cares lawl naw" Dan said

As Dan was getting up

His anus exploded

"DA FUQ HAPPENED" Dan screamed

"YOUR ANUS EXPLODED" the doctor yelled

"HURRY GET HIM INTO A BED" the doctor yelled to a nurse

"I KNOW IM SEXY BUT I DONT WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO MY DOCTOR" Dan yelled