The Adventures of Dan and his boobs ( the boob fic )

Chapter 10 ( epic)

Chapter 10

Dan woke up in the hospital. His boobs hurt.

He had then remembered

The "Elsa Incident"

But Dan didn't regret it. He and his unicorn babies had fun.

A nurse came in an Dan noticed he was still in his Elsa dress.

"Dan. We need to talk" the nurse said

Dan sat down.

"Your boobs R causing you to get out of hand.." The nurse said.

Dan nodded. He hugged his boobs.

"Basically we have to remove your boobs"

Dan let that sink in.

He stared at the nurse.

"Wut " he responded.

"You can't! I love my boobs! They give me hope that one day, I'll actually mean something to the world of manhood"

"But Dan-" the nurse tried to say

"No nurse, I'm afraid that won't happen.

Dan stood up and dramatically went into the hallway.

A dramatic exit was made. dan found phil  He kissed him with sas and screamed "BITCH THERE GOING TO TAKE MY BOOBS"

Phil gasped. He reached his hand out and unicorn milk squirted out from the palm of his hand.

"U WILL NOT RUIN INTERCOURSE WITH ME AND DAN" Phil preached

Blue dust circled the 2

Phil changed into phillippa attire

More doctors arrived. Soon they were surrounded.

"PHIL WERE GOING TO BE MANLY ABOUT THIS" Dan said hiding behind Phil

A doctor pulled out a shot

"PHIL THERES A FUCKIN NEEDLE AHHHHHHHHH" Dan screamed in fear

Phil rolled his eyes

"I've got backup" Phil epically said

Suddenly, he spoke to the boob demons. Then

Something

Epic

Happened

Youtubers were appearing left and right.

Pj and Chris appeared with boobs

"BOOB PARTY" Dan said jumping in excitement

Alfie and Caspar showed up, then Marcus and Joe. Anthony and Ian, Joey and Tyler Oakley. Shane Dawson,

Even Brendon Urie and Gerard way along with fall out boy (who just decided to sing instead of actually fighting)decided to join

"Let's do this" Phil said in the name of all the boobs

Every one took out their boobs

Fall out boy started singing

"Save Boob and Roll

Everyone squirted their unicorn flammable milk at the doctors

Dan was so amazed at the fact all his friends had boobs, and were using them for good

"NOW LETs FIGHT-" Phil was cut off by Dan

"WAIT THIS IS EPIC" Dan shouted

"FIRST LEMME TAKE A SELFIE" he said