Chapter 19
The next day, they couldn't keep still.
Dan couldn't move a inch without his boobs exploding, and Phil couldn't talk to someone without sounding like a crack addict.
But there was a knock at the door.
"Dan go get it fucktard" Phil said, shaking like crazy while drinking his coffee.
"I can't. My. Bootatas. Will. Explode"
Phil rolled his eyes and opened the door.
There was a crew of cameras.
"Phil what is this" Dan asked.
"I decided that we need to be documented in order to recover. So I called the "My Strange Addiction" crew"
So they got all set up.
"Okay. Tell us your names, where you live, and your addiction" the director said.
"O k" they replied.
"ACTION" the director shouted
"FUCK ME" Dan yelled, as milk leaked from his nips.
"Excuse me?" Director dud said.
"You scared me" Dan sassed.
Dud rolled his eyes and got back into serious mode.
"Let's try this again" Dud sighed.
"ACTION" he yelled.
"I CANT FILM WITH WET UNDERPANTS THAT REALLY SCARED ME DUDE" dan cried.
The director shook his head.
Dan changed his pants and sat right next to Phil
"ACTION" dud yelled
"Hi, I'm Dan, flacon Dan "
"And I'm Phil. Pengqwop Phil "
The director rolled his eyes.
"HOLD IT" dud yelled
"What in the name of actual fuck is a Pengqwop"
Phil slowly got up.
His eyes turned pure red
"YOU PUBE WEED" Phil yelled
Phil kicked dud in his duds and bitch slapped him along with a boob slap.
"NEVER QUESTION THE PENGQWOP , PUBE WEED" Phil yelled
Night soon rolled around and Dan threw away all his whisks.
"Dan, it's fucking 4 am why the hell are you throwing out whisks" Phil sleepily said
"THE "
Dan stop mid in his tracks
"The what" Phil replied
"porn"
Phil tilted his head
"You didn't share our porn right" Phil questioned
"No. Besides we're too mainstream for whisks" Dan said
So Phil went back to his bed,
But Dan was still wide awake.
He needed his holy water.
So he became an insane insomniac
He crept into Phil's room and snook up behind him
He screamed in Phil's ear
YOU ARE READING
The Adventures of Dan and his boobs ( the boob fic )
FanfictionDan find out he has boobs and uses them in the best way possible YES this IS the original Boob Fic. anyways. Dedicated to the most ironic person I've ever known ____________ Daniel Howell
