The Adventures of Dan and his boobs ( the boob fic )

Chapter 1

Dan always wondered how it was like to have boobs. He wondered that if he fell, the boobs would squirt milk and fill everyone's thirst. He knew boobs hurt, be he could take them. As Dan shifted into bed that night, he wondered, " what would happen if I had boobs". That thought swiftly carries him into a dream, were he would soon be awakened by daylight. ••••••• The next morning, Dan woke up. He had an odd pain in his chest. He felt heavier, and It hurt to lay face first. Dan argued about whether he should go to the ER. He figured as he went on with the day, the pain would ware off. As his vision became clear, he noticed his window was open. " hold the fuck up" he said in disbelief. Last night was a full moon. That's when the boob demons came out. Dan slowly looked down. He glanced at what had once been a manly chest. "I HAVE BOOBS" Dan screamed. He ran into the restroom to reassure himself. Sure enough, Daniel had boobs. " oh fuck, what am I going to do"?!! Dan thought. He tried putting on a different shirt, but none of them fit. He didn't bother throwing them out, as the act would be throwing the last bit of his manliness. As Dan was about to sob, he had one last hope. He looked through his drawer and suddenly glanced upon the ironic shirt. The shirt that was meant upon a joke. The leather shirt. It for better then the rest, so he decided to live on that. Dan was worried. What was soon to come?