The Adventures of Dan and his boobs ( the boob fic )

Chaper l l bitch

Chapter 11

It was a little over a month over after the showdown. Dan was living the life with his boobs. He bathed them, and fell off beds, using them as cushions. Although milk got everywhere, he didn't care. His unicorn babies flew around the room, leaving rainbow poop everywhere. Dan was happy.

As Dan playing with his unicorns, teaching them to Noot, Phil was in the other room.

Dan decided to play piano.

He sung like Madonna

Dan was developing a voice changer.

Suddenly a narwhal bashed through the window and a killer whale, breaking the wall.

Dan realized they enjoyed the music.

So he decided to speak in whale.

Phil was worried as fuck

Dan, who had been once a manly, breast less , youtuber, now had the ability to sing like a fucking angel and transform into characters.

And ffs he could talk to whales

Phil stood quietly at the door, an watched Dan speak to the whales.

The mood changed

Dan started to play a sad tune

The whales moved their heads to the beat

Phil sat on the bed, behind Dan, unnoticed.

It was going through his head

Dan was a changed man.

He was no longer his

His

His

His

Roommate.

But a animal calling voice changer with boobs.

Phil swallowed his pride; as it was his favorite cereal.

He went over to Dan and told him.

"Dan I need to talk to you"

Dan looked at Phil

"Wut"

Phil sighed.

"I'm pregnant"

Dan stood there silently

Suddenly Brendon Urie and Anthony Padilla came in.

"Hey brothers"

"Hey wait you guys are from the other Fanfic not this one" Dan pleaded

"Hahaha WE'RE ALWAYS YOUR BROTHERS" Brendon said

Phil tilted his head.

"Oh Phil! Your not in the other fanfic I forgot!!" Dan said

He stood up and introduced.

"There another fanfic this author writes  and were all bros and they've decided to visit me"

Phil shook their hands.

"I'm Brendon Urie" Brendon said drinking coffee

"Congrats on your pregnancy!" Anthony said

Dan started playing ukelele

"So how are you guys" Dan asked

Phil was weirded out about how normal everyone was acting

Dan was singing to animals

He was pregnant

His "brothers" from another fanfic came to visit

He had wondered if he was the only normal one

"How are we!?? You grew boobs!" Anthony said

"I did oh yea so basicall-" Dan was cut off and rainbow hot milk came splashing out onto Anthony and Brendon

"WE DONT HAVE TIME!!" Brendan said

"WAIT WTF DO U MEAN" Dan screamed

"yOUR IN THE HUNGER GAMES" Anthony screamed

Suddenly dan was in a arena,

Brendon Anthony and Phil were cheering him on.

He was let out of his capsule and ran

"WTF AM I DOING ALL IVE EVER DONE IS SIT INSIDE ON TUMBLR" Dan said, looking each and ever direction.

He found a nice cave.

He sat there and caught his breath

But suddenly.......

Chris Kendall, formally known as "CrabStickz" stood behind him

"CHRIS ItS U" Dan said

"Were all against each other Daniel..." He said

Chris poured salt on the ground

"Dat bad luck boi" Dan said

"Dan, don't you see? This isn't a game, you must be serious" Chris said.

"Well it is called the Hunger Games so idk were u gettin yo info" Dan sassed

They crawled into the darkness and Dan was left running.

He heard a giant roar

Dan had no idea what he was going to do!!!!!!!!!!

He looked back.

Suddenly

He

Saw

A

Fuxking-

HAHA U HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE NEXT CHAPTERR BITCH

sorry. :)