Chapter 2.
Throughout the day, Dan looked on google about how boobs worked. He learned that milk is only made when you become prego. Dan was disappointed. He thought it would be the ultimate party trick, filling the mouths of people with home made milk. He soon gained his knowledge, and shut his laptop. He actually started to get used to them. He got up and went to the lounge, were he would have to face reality. Phil would be wondering. Dan went out and saw Phil eating a waffle. Something was odd. He walked closer. Phil noticed and looked at Dan. They both screamed, and Dan came to realization that his own best friend had boobs. "Phil wtf you have boobs too?" He said in astonishment. " bitch please yea I do, I'm going to embrace them by going into town!!! " Phil said, walking out the door singing " Let It Go". Dan shook his head and made a bowl of cereal. He proceeded to sit on the couch and watch Adventure Time. "DINGGNFNFND" wet dans phone. As Dan went to see the message, he realized the situation. His boobs were too heavy, and they leant the coffee table to Chris. Dan though hard. He had no where to put his cereal. His phone rapidly went off, and Dan was getting paranoid. He finally just said " fuck it" and places his bowl on his boobs. It made an excellent placement, and held up well. As he checked his phone, Dan gasped. " Reminder: make a new videooooooooo "
Dan was in between telling his fans that he had grown boobs, or just playing it off. So he set up his camera, sat on the chair. And started recording. " hello internet, as you see, something went terribly wrong somewhere within the night. And now I have boobs." He let that sink in with the though " I have never thought in my life I would ever say that" . He continued. " so I decided I would explain the pros and cons of boobs".
Dan was letting his mind rome free, and wasn't expecting that to be the main topic.
Before long, Dan was done
And he had made a whole 8 minute video on boobs.
Dan got to editing straight away, it was due to be released Friday, and it was only Wednesday. So Dan looked back at his videos, when he didn't have boobs. But a video stood out in particular to him. He clicked on it, and Becky and Jessica made an appearance. It all stood out to him.
He didn't have to be "Daniel Howell" anymore,
But he could be "Becky The Slut"
The name ran itself through Dans mind a million times.
So he got up, and found his Becky attire. It surprisingly still fit, and he didn't have to wear fake boobs this time, as he already had a pair of his own. He looked himself in the mirror with pure confidence. " I am Becky" he said proud.
"But how will my fans react?"
Dan thought long and hard, and soon enough he found his answer. " I'll still be Dan. But my attire will be Becky, therefore making me Dan the slut." But that was Caspar's thing, so he thought again. "Becky Howell." Dan was to sure, it was still abnormal. And Becky was only a character. But it fit his outer self for once. So Dan fell upon just being Dan, who dresses like Becky.
After hours of bonding with his new breast, he felt the confidence Phil had, and decided he was ready to embrace the fact he had boobs,
He galloped around the room and his boobs went up and down, yet no milk. Dan was still disappointed, and looked into some places that could get that done.
Dan opened his window and screamed " I HAVE BOOBS AND IM PROUD"
No one really cared, as they were other town folks. But Dan wanted to be known. So he walked out of his apartment, out the building and twirled and soon knocked out a innocent stranger with his boob. Dan was embracing it. And he loved every minute of it.
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The Adventures of Dan and his boobs ( the boob fic )
FanfictionDan find out he has boobs and uses them in the best way possible YES this IS the original Boob Fic. anyways. Dedicated to the most ironic person I've ever known ____________ Daniel Howell