The Adventures of Dan and his boobs ( the boob fic )

Chapter 3

Chapter 3

Dan twirled and swirled with his new boobs, hitting each and every stranger. He and Phil dances and collided boobs, making a boob touch. " I LOVE MY BOOBS" Dan shouted. He entered a shop, were he would buy cartons of milk, pleading they would submerge into his new boobular area. "That will be 23£...." He looked up at Dan. " ma'm"

Dan realized this would be a considerate problem, and coughed. " I'm a man"

"Not with those badonk-a-donks" the man said to Dan.

"Bitch you calling me heavy," Dan swerved.

"Please..... Don't" the man said holding on for dear life

Dan slapped the man with his boobs and flipped his non existent long hair. He made it back to his flat, proud.

He looked in the mirror.

"DAMN i look hot" he screeched.

It was already 11 pm, so Dan decided to go to bed.

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Dan couldn't find the right position, he tried left, right, and even on his back, but none worked. " I JUST WANT TO FUCKING SLEEP" and screamed and he vigorously turning. Well, Dan turned so vigorously, the he bounced off his boobs and bounced up to the ceiling and fell straight down. Suddenly, milk squirted everywhere. "OMFG FINALLY" Dan said. He drank 69 milk cartons, and eventually it made it's was to his boobular side. "MILK PARTY" and Dan and span, and milk flew everywhere. He pranced and opened his mouth, and milk flew and. "Wait a minute" Dan thought. He ran into the lounge, the clock read 2:30 am, but Dan didn't care, he got out cereal and a bowl. He took out a boob and squeezed it so milk would come out. " CMON, just a little more, SO CLOSE, SO CLOSE"

Phil was comfortably sleeping with his boobs and heard Dan. " ALMOST THERE" Dan said. "Oh Dan, getting butt-fucked at 2 in the morning, oh the memories" Phil said, grasping his boobs.

Dan finally gathered some milk in his bowl and finally ate it. " BEST DAY EVER" Dan said, enjoyably eating his breast milk cereal. Dan finally went to bed, that cold night, and screamed out the window, " I LOVE MY BOOBS"

He slept tight, hugging himself, and loving that he finally got a taste of his milk.

But Dan thought to himself

"What if I'm pregnant"?