The Adventures of Dan and his boobs ( the boob fic )

Chapter 12 muffin

Chapter 12

A HUGE CAT WAS STANDING ABOVE HIM

it was the size of a small basket

Dan ran for his life -_-

"But wait my hair is messy!" Dan said sassy

"He's in the fuckin hunger games and he's worried about his hair" Anthony said

"That really says something about him" Brendon said

"He uses to much heat on his hair" Phil said

"Yes true " they all said discussing dans hair

Dan was running from the small cat, until he tripped over a fly and fell to the ground

The cute cuddly cat came close

"PLEASE DONT KILL mE" Dan screeched

The cat licked Dan in a cute matter

"Oh so you're nice" Dan said relieved

"Ghetto ass bitch this cute face tricks all dem hoes I ain't cute, I'm fucking manly now run for some life and get so cardio in you life" the cat said

It sassily walked away. It's name tag read "Shanaynay"

"Explains" Dan said.

Realizing his leg was bleeding, he saw a small fire

Keeping his distance, he saw a small pikachu.

"I gotta catch him" Dan whispered.

So he quickly sat down at the fire.

Pikachu used his stare down of death to Dan, as Dan cautiously stared at the fire

Pikachu was unamused

He looked at Dan

"Please

Don't

Hurt

Me"

Dan stated

Pikachu got up and sat by dan

He had a deep ghetto voice

"Bitch we in this shit together" pikachu said

"Really!?" Dan exclaimed

"Hell naw" pikachu said, setting Dan to flames

Dan ran to the plastic wall. He saw Brendon Anthony and Phil

"Help!" Dan said.

Well te 3 couldn't hear anything

"I think he's saying 'this is so much fun I want to embrace this fun'" Anthony said

"I do too" Phil said

So they all smiled and waved to Dan.

Dan, being highly confused, ran

He suddenly saw a beast ( a cat)

"DONT KILL ME" he pleaded

The cat was running towards Dan an Dan tripped and fell

But luckily Dan had boobs

The milk splattered everywhere

Dan suddenly woke up and saw JBs face and fainted

He woke up to him being back to the hospital bed. Back to

The Elsa incident

To him playing the piano

To him giving birth

To him and Phil in Vegas ( not on file )

To where it all started

Where he woke up

As a man with boobs

His life changed

After having a That's So Raven moment, he awakened to reality

He was still in the hunger games

"FML I thought deep thinking would work" he said

He ran and suddenly got hit by a wrecking ball

Miley Cyrus licked him and Dan screamed of terror

"W-what happened"? He questioned

"You fainted after I told you I was pregnant, started yapping about the Hunger Games " Phil said

Dan looked around startled,

Brendon and Anthony sat eating sandwiches and playing patty-cake

"Wait

So

I'm not in the hunger games?" Dan asked

"Not that I know of" Phil answered

Dan got up feeling relieved.

"WHO WANTS CEREAL?!!" Dan yelled

Brendon and Anthony got up and followed Dan

Since Dan had a life time supply of boob milk, they no longer needed to by milk

I think you know what happens next..

Dan handed them their bowls of Cheerios

"THIS MILK IS WARM LIK MY GRAPEFRUIT" Brendon yelled

"SAME BRAH" Anthony agreed

"Well glad you like it because it's my boob milk" Dan said sipping is boob coffee

They both looked at Each other

"Were going to go now" Brendon and Anthony said

They opened a magic portal and were gone

"Their loss" Dan said