Cursed Groupchat [Book 1]

Beans

Rouge:
> does anyone remember that one time we had a school festival and instead of buying candied apple or other available sweets Shadow bought 3 cans of coffee beans

Sonic:
> NO WAIT I REMEMBER THAT
> HE POUTED WHEN I TOLD HIM NOT TO BUY MORE

Gadget:
> I know he likes coffee but I didn't think he'd be THAT obsessed with it to actually eat the beans

Knuckles:
> Shadow consideres coffee beans as sweets is nothing new

Shadow:
> shut up
> I love my coffee beans
> I don't need shit like lollipops

Silver:
> so you consider them
> your dessert?

Sonic:
> he likes coffe flavored desserts
> but he still eats the beans
> and I have no idea how to stop him

Silver:
> oh come on
> I know very well strawberry gummy is the best

Blaze:
> that's because it's your favorite candy 😂

Amy:
> oh are we comparing desserts now?
> strawberry shortcake/cheesecake ftw 💅

Blaze:
> I do love cheesecake but I prefer the blueberry flavor

Knuckles:
> nothing beats cold grape jelly

Shadow:
> pssh
> jelly
> childish

Knuckles:
> at least I don't eat raw beans like a maniac

Rouge:
> now now
> don't fight over preferences

Silver:
> what's your fav dessert, Rouge?

Rouge:
> I love all kinds of tiramisu cake

Silver:
> oh that's pretty good!

Scourge:
> y'all know what I like?

Amy:
> oh please
> as if it's not obvious enough

Scourge:
> that's right
> I love peanut butter cookies

Amy:
> HUH
> IT'S NOT CUM???

Scourge:
> lmao no?

Sonic:
> you got most of us ngl 😂

Scourge:
> heh even someone as shitty and kinky as me likes something else besides semen
> dumbasses

Amy:
> oh stfu
> it's your fault for planting most of our brains with your kinky shit

Fleetway:
> hahhagdnsjs you got em good 👀

Rouge:
> well I mean
> peaNUT butter hehe

Silver:
> it didn't get to me
> but wtf??
> you can have THAT for actual dessert?

Scourge:
> don't copy me, Silver
> if you have 0 experience
> do NOT swallow

Silver:
> OKAY OMG???
> thanks for the warning 🙏🏼

Infinite:
> it's been a while
> where tf is Meph
> he should be here by now

Mephiles:
> I HAVE ARRIVED
> STOP THE CUM TOPIC

Scourge:
> I am stopped 🚫

Silver:
> Meph hi!!
> what's your fav dessert?