Cursed Groupchat [Book 1]

Job

● Shadow, Mephiles, Fleetway & Infinite's alt GC.

Infinite:
> hey @Mephiles
> do you have a job opening

Mephiles:
> you've gotta be kidding me

Infinite:
> no bro I'm srs

Fleetway:
> HUH
> HEY NOT FAIR I WANT TOO
> but I can't obv bc I gotta protect my bbg 😔

Infinite:
> it's finally time I do something with my life
> and maybe be Meph's assistant idk

Shadow:
> you just wanna put that ruby to good use
> you better be good at keeping this a secret from Gadget

Mephiles:
> I mean I don't mind honestly
> I'll pay you decently
> but are you reeallyyy sure?

Infinite:
> yeah I'm sure

Fleetway:
> my man's serious

Infinite:
> yes sirr

Mephiles:
> well uh
> okay then
> I'll give your first job tmr morning

Shadow:
> Infinite's not unemployed 📢
> celebration time for the puppy

Infinite:
> SHUT UP LOL

Fleetway:
> man I wanted that job position 😔

Mephiles:
> maybe someday you can join
> when you're not supervising Scourge anymore

Fleetway:
> hmm maybe

Shadow:
> all my friends are killers 😭

Mephiles:
> correction, hitmen

Shadow:
> same thing 👁

Mephiles:
> nah if I don't receive money I won't kill

Infinite:
> business men let's gooo 🤸‍♀️

Fleetway:
> hey Infinite what if Gadget finds out

Infinite:
> I won't say anything
> and neither will all of you

Fleetway:
> ah right I forget you two don't live together yet
> well it's easy for you then!

Infinite:
> does anyone wanna ask why I want a job

Shadow:
> oh god

Mephiles:
> why do you want a job

Shadow:
> MEPH DON'T ASK HIM

Mephiles:
> but why not tho

Fleetway:
> oh my god he picked up his bf's curiosity trait

Mephiles:
> no I don't stfu
> so why do you want a job @Infinite

Infinite:
> bc I'm jealous that my other close friend already have a job and Gadget's praising them for it 👁

Fleetway:
> THAT'S IT??

Mephiles:
> aww

Shadow:
> is it that Barry guy

Infinite:
> yeah they landed a job as a service employee on a panoramic passenger train

Mephiles:
> oh damn that's impressive
> good for them

Shadow:
> hey Infinite
> as if you can even tell Gadget abt your new job

Fleetway:
> just lie! Or don't speak of it at all like Meph does lmao

Infinite:
> yeah I guess y'all right
> I shouldn't tell this to him 😔

Mephiles:
> if anyone does ask you
> just tell them that you work for my company
> if they want details just tell them to shut up and ask me abt it if they're brave enough

Shadow:
> that's hot

Mephiles:
> what

Infinite:
> aw thanks Meph

Fleetway:
> daddy behavior

Mephiles:
> STOP

Shadow:
> he tells his employees to relax and he MADE them relax

Fleetway:
> he tells his employees to make a presentation and he presents himself

Shadow:
> he tells his employees to take a nap and he naps with them

Infinite:
> I'm now part of the employees

Fleetway:
> how lucky 🙄

Shadow:
> you're abt to be spoiled by your boss

Mephiles:
> why can't you two be normal for once 💀