Cursed Groupchat [Book 1]

Report

Silver:
> did anyone get what Mr. Robotnik was saying?

Fleetway:
> we have to submit our final report

Shadow:
> by friday, right?

Amy:
> Mr. Robotnik said this week so by friday

Infinite:
> does anyone even get what we're supposed to write
> I don't get a single damn thing in this subject

Sonic:
> just write whatever lmao just as long as you submit something

Shadow:
> hey no joking around
> this report covers a lot for our grade

Scourge:
> maybe you should come over to his place and discipline him, Shadow

Infinite:
> yeah Shadow, do that

Sonic:
> why are you guys always so mean to me :(

Knuckles:
> can we like have a study group
> I don't wanna do the report alone
> too boring and I might need help with words

Gadget:
> Knuckles that's a great idea!
> it'll be really fun

Rouge:
> all in favor of doing it at Meph's place send the eye emoji 👁

Shadow:
> 👁

Scourge:
> 👁

Amy:
> 👁

Mephiles:
> WTF

Silver:
> 👁

Mephiles:
> NOT YOU TOO

Sonic:
> 👁

Infinite:
> 👁

Knuckles:
> 👁

Mephiles:
> ALRIGHT I GET IT WE DO IT AT MY PLACE
> STOP THE EMOJI CHAIN

Gadget:
> 👁

Fleetway:
> 👁

Blaze:
> 👁

Rouge:
> looks like everyone agrees

Mephiles:
> gee thanks for pointing that out

Shadow:
> but we should be serious about this
> we're not there to have fun, we're studying

Fleetway:
> got it 🫡

Infinite:
> mmmm not so sure for Amy Sonic and Scourge

Amy:
> hey I can be smart too

Blaze:
> I believe in you, sweety
> you can do it

Rouge:
> I don't believe her lmao

Amy:
> mommy don't be an asshole

Scourge:
> Sonic and I can finish our reports too
> right, Sonic?

Sonic:
> hell yeah

Scourge:
> that is if Fleetway and Shadow promise us a good reward after that

Sonic:
> WAIT

Fleetway:
> baby I'll give you good fucks if you finish it on time

Scourge:
> hhhhhhhhh yes babe 😳

Shadow:
> wait
> I have to do it too?

Sonic:
> NO NO NO NO
> NO REWARDS NEEDED
> HAHEHAHEHAHE

Silver:
> but getting a reward is a good motivation to finish something faster
> don't decline the offer, Sonic

Mephiles:
> yeah, Sonic

Gadget:
> hmm motivation, huh?
> @Infinite we can 69 if you finish it sooner

Infinite:
> YES SIR

Scourge:
> oohhh that's a good one
> great reward, Gadget

Amy:
> I don't need rewards
> just watching someone finish before me is already a good enough motivation for me to stress out and make me finish my report

Blaze:
> don't stress yourself out omg

Infinite:
> wait did Shadow already say what Sonic's reward gonna be?

Mephiles:
> not yet

Shadow:
> I mean I guess I can make Sonic a dozen chilidogs instead of fucking

Sonic:
> OH MY GOSH
> YOU ARE BEING SO NICE TODAY
> I AM SO MOTIVATED TO FINISH MY REPORT NOW

Rouge:
> that means he mean it that you should make a decent report to get good grades
> so don't write shit up

Sonic:
> yeah yeah I know that

Shadow:
> she's right you know
> I want you to have good grades
> for the sake of your own future

Scourge:
> ayo Shadow being strict is kinda hot

Gadget:
> Scourge, stop trying to fuck everyone in our gc for once 😭

Sonic:
> @Shadow yes I get it, okay? You can trust me!
> @Scourge HANDS OFF MOTHERFUCKER

Silver:
> @Scourge please don't fuck Mephiles

Mephiles:
> SILVER SWEETHEART THAT IS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN OMG

Silver:
> oh really?
> oh man that's a relief, I was getting worried 😭

Scourge:
> awww
> sorry about that Silver

Sonic:
> @Fleetway are you not gonna say anything about this???

Fleetway:
> I mean
> he's always like that
> as long as it's inside our group lmao

Scourge:
> omg I got permission from my own bf to fuck Silver

Silver:
> SCOURGE NO DON'T SCARE ME

Scourge:
> AIGHT AIGHT I'M JOKING I'M SORRY

Mephiles:
> 👁👁

Blaze:
> um guys
> uhh back to topic
> please? 💀

Mephiles:
> right
> when are y'all coming

Infinite:
> tomorrow after school seems like a good time

Blaze:
> well the sooner the better

Knuckles:
> I left to grab my lunch for five minutes
> and all I see is fuck fuck fuck gay sex 69

Scourge:
> KNUCKLES DHGKAKDHWJDHBD

Knuckles:
> are we doing a study group or not 🗿

Rouge:
> yes we are honey
> tomorrow after school

Knuckles:
> aight good to know