Cursed Groupchat [Book 1]

Knight

Blaze:
> my neighbor's daughter has a King Arthur story book and it made me wonder
> I would make a great knight 😌

Rouge:
> would you? 🙄

Sonic:
> yo that story's awesome
> I'd like to hold a sword someday

Gadget:
> why sword when you have gun

Shadow:
> TELL EM GADGET

Amy:
> I'd be Guinevere because I'm a lovely wife
> man I'm so humble 😇

Scourge:
> you did not just say that

Silver:
> Meph would be Mordred

Infinite:
> HAHA

Shadow:
> ain't no way
> his own bf called him out

Mephiles:
> Silver wh

Silver:
> I'm just saying it fits 👀
> honestly you'd make a hot villain

Sonic:
> I wanna be the king just so I can hold excalibur
> I mean that shit sounds badass 👌

Knuckles:
> nah you're not cut out to be the king

Sonic:
> ayo stfu

Amy:
> if you're the king that makes me your wife

Blaze:
> you're lesbian

Amy:
> I'm just sticking to my role 😳

Rouge:
> honey don't take this seriously

Silver:
> I'd be the peasant in the back
> being tortured for forced labour

Shadow:
> nah you're more like the kid in the background that's crying for help
> then accidentally gets stabbed in the war

Scourge:
> AYO SHADOW CHILL

Mephiles:
> wait if I have the antagonist role I'd kill Sonic since you're taking Arthur

Sonic:
> HA as if you can kill me loser

Fleetway:
> Sonic he literally can kill you 😭
> you're talking to a demon hybrid 😭

Sonic:
> no way because I just assign Shadow as Lancelot so HA

Shadow:
> oh hell no don't drag me into this role thing
> I'm not Lancelot
> if I have to pick a role I'd rather be the other kid with Silver then gets stabbed in the war

Rouge:
> what's with you and stabbing 👁

Infinite:
> I don't really follow all the characters nor the storyline
> so what am I

Gadget:
> Lady Elaine

Infinite:
> who tf is that

Gadget:
> Lancelot's wife lmao

Knuckles:
> LMAO GET MARRIED TO SHADOW

Infinite:
> GADGET WHY

Sonic:
> HEY
> FUCK KING ARTHUR
> I'M LADY ELAINE NOW
> BLAZE YOU CAN TAKE THE KING

Shadow:
> that was fast

Blaze:
> WAIT I THOUGHT OF A PERFECT KNIGHT FOR SILVER
> HE'D BE GALAHAD

Mephiles:
> why is that?

Blaze:
> he's the purest of the knight 😇

Knuckles:
> also son of Lancelot