Cursed Groupchat [Book 1]

Gay Friend

Amy:
> GUYYSSS
> SOMETHING FUNNY HAPPENED WHILE SONIC AND I WERE OUT SHOPPIMG

Knuckles:
> oh no

Gadget:
> oh no

Blaze:
> why are you two saying that 😭

Silver:
> well what is it?? Tell us!

Amy:
> okay so
> we both were looking for some cute lingeries yk bc it's on sale 👀
> then these two random guys came to us and started hitting on me

Rouge:
> omg
> why would they try to hit on someone in a lingerie store 💀

Sonic:
> it was pretty weird yeah 🧍‍♂️

Blaze:
> hey now I should have burned them 👁

Rouge:
> lol calm down!!

Amy:
> okay so
> I decided to trick them and hug Sonic's arm
> and I said "I have a bf, get lost" 😭
> AND SONIC JOINED
> HE SAID "yeah back off, this pussy is reserved"
> I WANNA FUCKING PUNCH HIM BUT IT WAS SO FUNNY AHGSNAMFHNS

Blaze:
> SONIC ISTG

Sonic:
> LMAO IT WORKS THOUGH
> THEY LEFT US

Blaze:
> YEAH BUT THAT WAS SO UNNECESSARY
> YOU COULD'VE SAID SOMETHING ELSE

Shadow:
> you sure have a way with words, Sonic
> can I reserve that ass btw I wanna see this lingerie you bought

Sonic:
> SHA

Scourge:
> you guys went lingerie shopping and didn't even invite me???

Silver:
> omg we should go together then!!
> but yk
> not buying lingeries
> just ice cream

Scourge:
> oh yeah totally

Blaze:
> I'm still salty that Sonic said that to Amy

Infinite:
> it was a defensive move 🤠

Fleetway:
> defensive my ass

Sonic:
> hey that's what gay friends are for
> we become your temporary fake bf to scare off annoying straight dudes

Silver:
> wait I just remembered
> I think Blaze and I did that too

Amy:
> WAIT WHAT AND SHE DIDN'T TELL ME

Blaze:
> SILV NO SSHHHH

Knuckles:
> ooohh secrets 🍿

Sonic:
> TELL US TELL US

Silver:
> It was when we go to the candy store to buy chocolate for valentines
> and this male cat was flirting with her, saying that she should be his valentine

Amy:
> WHOMST 🤠🔨

Silver:
> I knew she was uncomfortable with that
> so I just stepped in and said "sorry, she's my valentine"

Blaze:
> I'M SO EMBARRASSED NOOO

Scourge:
> tf you're embarrassed abt
> that's nothing compared to what Sonic said

Sonic:
> I'M SORRY

Fleetway:
> aw but I'm proud that you protected her
> such a good boi

Rouge:
> but yk
> that actually sounds fun
> I can just borrow one of my gay friends and hang out with them without fearing of getting hit on

Knuckles:
> you literally have me wtf

Rouge:
> but I wanna try scaring off mean guys with my gay buddy😠

Scourge:
> lol wanna try it with me?
> I can do worse than Sonic

Rouge:
> any
> anyone else pls

Infinite:
> the fear in her voice is clear

Gadget:
> what voice we're txting

Shadow:
> Rouge you literally have me

Rouge:
> OHH RIGHT
> MY GAY BESTIE 😎💅

Amy:
> every girl gotta have a gay bestie fr