Cursed Groupchat [Book 1]

The Smell

Shadow:
> @Rouge stop leaving your god damn perfume at my office
> ppl are gonna assume weird shit abt us 💀

Rouge:
> honey your office is like my 2nd office

Gadget:
> I left my backup glasses there too

Shadow:
> GADGET YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE NEAR MY OFFICE

Gadget:
> but I can and you can't stop me 🏃‍♂️

Mephiles:
> you three will always be the main cause of work/office drama

Infinite:
> gotta spark up the gossip

Sonic:
> ayo 👁
> don't let my man's office smell like woman

Amy:
> Sonic boy watch your tone

Sonic:
> THROW THE PERFUME AWAY

Rouge:
> do that and I'll sabotage your computer 🏃‍♀️

Shadow:
> just take them back to your office bitch

Scourge:
> hey drama is the best thing that happen when you're at work

Blaze:
> are you the start of all of it?

Scourge:
> no I'm the one that ends it
> bc some assholes starts the drama AT me

Fleetway:
> which sometimes can be fun bc Scourge can have a valid reason to smack someone

Amy:
> damn slay

Blaze:
> deserved honestly

Silver:
> wait
> that happens everyday??

Scourge:
> not everyday
> sometimes twice a week tho

Shadow:
> I'm not even looking to start shit up
> I just want these damn perfumes gone
> from MY office

Fleetway:
> maybe cancel the smell with your musk lol

Shadow:
> can you nOT

Sonic:
> FLEETWAY STFU

Silver:
> what's that

Blaze:
> OH NO

Mephiles:
> oh fuck

Scourge:
> OH YES
> @Silver it's an arousing smell of cock

Mephiles:
> WHY ARE YOU SO QUICK

Silver:
> OH so it's called musk 🤔

Mephiles:
> STOP

Rouge:
> THAT WOULD JUST RAISE THE SUSPICION LMAO

Infinite:
> the smell of a woman's perfume and musk
> hmm normal day at the office

Shadow:
> IF YOU DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN THEN GET YOUR FUCKING PERFUMES OUT OF MY OFFICE
> SMELLY BITCH

Rouge:
> YOU'RE THE STINKY SMELLY BITCH WITH YOUR WEIRD MALE SMELL

Knuckles:
> 🧍‍♂️

Gadget:
> haha stimky

Amy:
> I wonder how co-operative they are when they're actually working

Scourge:
> I bet they stop for a moment to relieve each other's stress

Knuckles:
> CAN SOMEONE BAN SCOURGE ISTG

Sonic:
> Shadow will never do that bc he's allergic to woman 🫶

Amy:
> EXCUSE ME

Blaze:
> HUH

Scourge:
> dw gals he just means that Shadow's too gay to sleep with a girl

Shadow:
> I mean
> he's right
> and I don't like my office smelling like a girl's room rn

Rouge:
> say what you want but I'm still gonna put my stuff there

Shadow:
> okay fine I'll just waste your money by breaking all of them bitch

Fleetway:
> ah so professional

Scourge:
> very professional

Mephiles:
> maybe you should change your lock

Shadow:
> I TRIED 5 TIMES

Rouge:
> I'm a master at breaking in 😈

Gadget:
> professional

Infinite:
> thief

Blaze:
> but why do you have to store them at Shadow's office though?

Rouge:
> gotta keep my own office organized and neat

Shadow:
> oh you know what
> I'm just gonna wreck your office instead
> bc fuck you

Rouge:
> HEY

Silver:
> Shadow
> use your musk

Mephiles:
> OKAY I'M TAKING YOUR PHONE
> I'M OMW BACK

Silver:
> NOOOOOOOOOO

Amy:
> his phone privilage is gone 😭

Scourge:
> I'm proud of him 🥹