Cursed Groupchat [Book 1]

Another New Home

Shadow:
> everyone
> I figured I should talk to Sonic privately abt this but I'd rather say it here
> so Sonic get to have brag rights

Rouge:
> oh no what is it this time

Sonic:
> I'M SCARED
> WDYM THIS SHOULD'VE BEEN PRIVATE

Infinite:
> istg if it's a huge dildo

Scourge:
> oh hello?? 👀

Shadow:
> Infinite stfu 💀
> okay so
> I secretly discussed this with Sonic's siblings and I actually got their approvals
> I bought a bigger house and Sonic's gonna live with me 🎉

Amy:
> AIN'T NO WAY

Rouge:
> SHADOW YOU AAAAAA

Fleetway:
> mmm proud of you Shadow 💪

Sonic:
> you
> are you serious???
> SHADOW
> I LOVE YOU

Scourge:
> well now
> another twink moving to bf's house
> easy access to private fucks

Blaze:
> Scourge pls don't start 💀

Gadget:
> I WANNA LIVE WITH MY BF TOO

Infinite:
> 🧱🏃‍♀️

Amy:
> HE'S HIDING GADGET HE'S HIDING

Gadget:
> COME BACK HERE

Knuckles:
> congrats for moving in together you two
> a new stage in the relationship 👏

Silver:
> I NOW HAVE AN EXCUSE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE TO GO TO SONIC'S HOUSE

Blaze:
> EXCUSE ME WHAT

Mephiles:
> Silver, you're making it sound like I'm trapping you 😭

Sonic:
> ooh I'm excited to see the house
> when are we moving in??

Shadow:
> next week
> our house is around the oceanside

Amy:
> EVERYONE JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER HOMES

Sonic:
> WHAT AAAAAA SHADOW YOU'RE THE BEST
> I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

Scourge:
> would you look at that
> free beach house

Shadow:
> it's not your free beach house mf

Knuckles:
> I doubt Sonic would wanna go to the sea

Shadow:
> I know
> I just love the view

Amy:
> that means you two have the farthest house from all of us

Rouge:
> idc I'm still gonna come for that housewarming party

Shadow:
> oh right 💀

Sonic:
> hey that's okay Shadow it'll be fun 🤸‍♀️

Fleetway:
> gonna hide something in your house

Shadow:
> Fleet istg

Mephiles:
> wait you mean to tell me you hide smth in my house since the housewarming party?
> dude wtf
> what is it 💀

Fleetway:
> you're gonna have to look harder 👀

Mephiles:
> FLEETWAY

Blaze:
> it better not be a camera

Fleetway:
> no it's not dw I'm not a psycho

Scourge:
> honestly you kinda are

Fleetway:
> 😔

Shadow:
> pls don'r bring anything stupid I'm literally gonna arrest anyone who does

Gadget:
> sir yes sir

Amy:
> fun police

Blaze:
> Amy pls what're you even gonna bring

Knuckles:
> is rock considered stupid
> bc I wanna bring that

Sonic:
> if it doesn't look like me I don't want it

Knuckles:
> [picture sent]

Sonic:
> I WANT IT

Rouge:
> where do you even find those rocks 😭

Knuckles:
> heh
> secret

Shadow:
> just don't throw it

Sonic:
> but what if I'm the one throwing it

Blaze:
> the audacity 💀

Shadow:
> do it I dare you

Scourge:
> oh Sonic darling
> Shadow's probably gonna fuck you on the floor for doing that but idk

Silver:
> is it angry fuck or revenge fuck

Mephiles:
> A WHAT FUCK

Shadow:
> I meeaannn

Infinite:
> ayo he's considering

Shadow:
> well what would you do if your bf throw a rock at your new house

Infinite:
> leash him outside

Shadow:
> damn

Gadget:
> BRO

Rouge:
> treating him like a dog
> when he's actually a wolf

Gadget:
> YE WTF

Scourge:
> a twink wolf if I may add

Sonic:
> well the rock is too precious anyway
> I'm just gonna keep it 🫶

Knuckles:
> hey might wanna invite Tails over once in a while

Sonic:
> OH MY GOD YEAH
> WE CAN BE TOGETHER AND NOT IN THE DAYCARE AAAAAA 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️

Knuckles:
> gonna teach him how to wreck a house 👊

Shadow:
> WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Mephiles:
> I know that feeling, Shadow

Blaze:
> if you ever plan on doing that might as well invite me too so I can bring Cream

Amy:
> hey good idea! I wanna come too!

Shadow:
> it's my house 💀

Rouge:
> nope, it's Sonic's now
> he makes the rules honey

Sonic:
> 😈