Cursed Groupchat [Book 1]

Babysit

Sonic:
> [photo sent]
> babysitting time 🤙

Amy:
> where are you?
> why is Blaze there?

Sonic:
> I'm babysitting the fox
> she's with the rabbit
> we're at Sunshine Daycare! But we're in a private playroom

Knuckles:
> aww I haven't seen Tails in like forever
> he looks bigger now that's cute

Silver:
> look at his 2 tails!!
> it looks so fluffy 🥺🥺

Blaze:
> the rabbit is Cream
> she's my neighbor's daughter that I've told you all about

Rouge:
> how old are they?

Sonic:
> Cream's 6 and Tails' 8

Amy:
> such pure beans
> they still don't know the horrible place called high school

Gadget:
> oh to be a child without worrying about exams and papers...

Shadow:
> do you want a kid, Sonic?

Infinite:
> damn

Rouge:
> oh my 😳

Sonic:
> jokes on you I can't get pregnant
> idiot

Shadow:
> 😔

Mephiles:
> does the kids want anything
> I'm actually outside rn
> I don't mind taking a quick visit

Sonic:
> omg yes can you get mint chocolate chip cookies and ice cream sandwich

Blaze:
> and chocolate milk too thanks!

Rouge:
> ahh I wanna visit too 😭
> I love kids they're just the cutest 🫶

Amy:
> aw Meph would make a great dad
> spoiling his kids with snacks 👀

Fleetway:
> don't we all love snacks
> it's very normal Amy

Knuckles:
> nah we use snacks, toys, and tv as a distraction for children

Shadow:
> I'd give them toy gun

Rouge:
> bro stop it

Infinite:
> toy knife as well

Sonic:
> aight
> a reminder to never let Shadow or Infinite near kids

Shadow:
> aw cmon I'm fun

Amy:
> HA YEA SURE

Blaze:
> stay away from kids you two 😭

Sonic:
> [photo sent]
> happy lil beans receiving their snacks from uncle Meph

Rouge:
> OMG MEPH LOOKS LIKE HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO THAT'S SO CUTE💀💀

Silver:
> hug them back Meph! 😂

Knuckles:
> doesn't he have any younger siblings at home?

Silver:
> no he has an older brother

Gadget:
> wait Meph's a demon right
> then he is confused with the tiny angels 👁

Scourge:
> but has fucked an adult angel

Infinite:
> true

Amy:
> AYO WHAT
> WHO TF

Rouge:
> is it who I think it is

Silver:
> he
> he means
> me
> 👉👈

Knuckles:
> oh my god Sonic's the only gay virgin now
> oh and congrats btw

Sonic:
> stfu echidna

Blaze:
> holy shit Silver why didn't you ever tell us

Amy:
> AND YOU KEPT IT A SECRET UP UNTIL NOW???

Rouge:
> hmmm yes I can't wait for their angel-demon child

Silver:
> I can't get pregnant wdym 😭😭

Mephiles:
> Y'ALL WHAT IS THIS TOPIC
> STOP IT

Shadow:
> are you on your way back home?

Mephiles:
> yeah I only dropped by to give them snacks
> I'm going home now
> why

Shadow:
> nothing
> I thought you're gonna stay until they finished babysitting

Mephiles:
> nah I'm awkward with kids

Infinite:
> aww you're shy

Mephiles:
> shut up
> I'm going home

Sonic:
> @Knuckles Tails said come and visit the daycare sometime
> he miss you

Amy:
> what about me

Sonic:
> you two never met wth 😭

Amy:
> then introduce me duh
> I'm a perfect babysitter

Knuckles:
> sure lmk the next time you and Tails are together

Blaze:
> you can come join me Amy
> I'm sure she'd love to have another guest for her tea party

Amy:
> AAAWWWW

Rouge:
> UUGGHH THAT SOUNDS SO ADORABLE

Gadget:
> her little tea party 😭😭

Shadow:
> you know what I'll be good at
> self defense lesson
> so they can beat up kidnappers

Sonic:
> god damn that's nice
> but no thank you

Shadow:
> fine then at least take my gun

Sonic:
> NO

Shadow:
> 😒