Cursed Groupchat [Book 1]

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Amy:
> I have like the most random thought ever today
> and I was thinking
> if we were given the chance to fuck someone who isn't our partner but has to be someone in this group
> who'd you guys choose?

Shadow:
> Amy wtf
> are you on drugs

Amy:
> no lmao I'm just curious
> it sounded like a fun game in my head

Scourge:
> dibs on Silver

Mephiles:
> HEY

Scourge:
> it's just a game bro

Sonic:
> ah yes a game that will make us feel so awkward about eachother
> Imma go with Knuckles then

Shadow:
> HEY

Sonic:
> it's just a game 😭

Knuckles:
> I did not expect that 💀
> wait if Sonic already choose me does that mean I can't get to choose?

Amy:
> you can still choose but don't choose the same with others
> anyway I'd fuck Rouge

Knuckles:
> huh
> hmmm
> then I guess
> Shadow? Maybe? Dude idfk

Shadow:
> dude wtf
> wait I have to choose too?

Sonic:
> yea

Shadow:
> fuck
> Infinite

Sonic:
> holy shit

Rouge:
> I'll go with Mephiles

Knuckles:
> 👁👁⁉️

Amy:
> so we have
> Scourge - Silver
> Sonic - Knuckles
> me - Rouge
> Knuckles - Shadow
> Shadow - Infinite
> Rouge - Mephiles

Silver:
> oh no
> idk who to choose

Blaze:
> we can't choose the same one?

Amy:
> lol nope

Blaze:
> darn it

Fleetway:
> okay I'll choose Amy lmao

Amy:
> WHAT JSHSHS
> SERIOUSLY??

Fleetway:
> yea why not

Blaze:
> I'll go with...
> Gadget? I guess?

Gadget:
> wahahgdhaj

Silver:
> oh wait
> Blaze

Blaze:
> yeah?

Silver:
> no I mean I'll choose Blaze 😭

Blaze:
> OH OKAY HSGHS

Amy:
> Scourge - Silver
> Sonic - Knuckles
> me - Rouge
> Knuckles - Shadow
> Shadow - Infinite
> Rouge - Mephiles
> Fleetway - me
> Blaze - Gadget
> Silver - Blaze

Sonic:
> come on, 3 left
> Gadget, Infinite, and Meph haven't choose yet

Mephiles:
> why are we even playing this game

Amy:
> because I said so
> duh

Infinite:
> uhh
> Sonic

Shadow:
> 👁👁

Amy:
> how many times do we have to tell some of you that this is just a game 💀

Mephiles:
> fine I'll go with Fleet

Gadget:
> WAIT THAT MEANS I GET SCOURGE

Scourge:
> hi baby

Gadget:
> I'M SCARED

Scourge:
> LMAO WHY WTF

Amy:
> AANNDD with that this is the final list
> Scourge - Silver
> Sonic - Knuckles
> me - Rouge
> Knuckles - Shadow
> Shadow - Infinite
> Rouge - Mephiles
> Fleetway - me
> Blaze - Gadget
> Silver - Blaze
> Infinite - Sonic
> Mephiles - Fleetway
> Gadget - Scourge

Rouge:
> does that imply that the left ones top and right ones are bottom?

Amy:
> hehe

Gadget:
> see what I mean when I said I'm scared
> it's like
> if you're not Fleet then it's impossible to top Scourge

Amy:
> my mind and its creative ways to think of how I would do Rouge
> mommy

Rouge:
> girl are you fr 😂

Mephiles:
> I feel like Fleet and I would be more like
> it's just playtime rather than having sex
> like wtf we supposed to do

Fleetway:
> LMAO YEAH

Shadow:
> no way in hell I would let Knuckles top me

Scourge:
> are you shy, emo hog?

Shadow:
> fuck you

Silver:
> can we talk about how Sonic would top Knuckles
> I feel like that would go wrong

Sonic:
> HEY
> I too can top

Scourge:
> aww adorable ❤️

Sonic:
> SCOURGE

Infinite:
> Sonic would just stab me

Knuckles:
> how?

Infinite:
> bruh
> hedgehog
> I'm a fucking jackal

Sonic:
> then why didn't you choose someone else 👁

Infinite:
> because the only options left are all hedgehogs dumbass

Rouge:
> wait wait
> Fleetway tops Amy
> I feel like these two are too deranged to even fuck each other
> they'll end up playing pattycake instead

Amy:
> I'M NOT DERANGED OH MY GOD

Rouge:
> and Silver is too much of a twink to be able to fuck Blaze

Silver:
> I'm a
> what 💀

Rouge:
> Shadow would knock the fuck out of Infinite before fucking him
> and I wouldn't be able to ever make Mephiles cum lmao

Amy:
> hold on hold on
> why you think that
> you have the best tiddy

Mephiles:
> what the fuck

Rouge:
> Amy, Meph's a twinkphile
> seeing my tiddy would turn him off

Blaze:
> oh my god

Mephiles:
> TWINKPHILE
> WAIT THAT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY
> WAIT HOLD ON

Knuckles:
> I almost threw my phone

Shadow:
> ah yes
> twinkphile
> another new thing I learn

Sonic:
> just another day in the gc amiright

Silver:
> ROUGE
> THAT'S SUCH A WEIRD THING TO SAY

Gadget:
> dw Silver
> she's not actually going to fuck your bf

Scourge:
> yeah it's not like she can
> so don't be jealous

Silver:
> I KNOW THAT AND I WASN'T BEING JEALOUS

Scourge
> aww my babies are being adorable today
> first Sonic now you

Knuckles:
> peace out
> I'm heading to starbucks

Rouge:
> pick me upp I wanna come too

Amy:
> Knuckles is just so done rn 😭