Linda

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Sonic:
> Y'ALL I HEARD LINDA IS PREGNANT

Amy:
> Linda???
> that bitch that used to sit in the back of the class?? THAT Linda???

Silver:
> nah that can't be true

Blaze:
> ain't no way
> she was one of the quietest students in class

Knuckles:
> I used to trade pens with her
> she was nice

Sonic:
> no I'm dead serious
> she's pregnant
> I heard from Charlie that she slept with Martin

Fleetway:
> BUT MARTIN DIDN'T EVEN LIKE LINDA
> WTF

Rouge:
> Charlie's a mf anyway
> you can't trust them

Gadget:
> Linda was a sweetheart
> one time she gave me a candied apple
> I refuse to believe she's pregnant

Mephiles:
> Martin's an ass
> he used to steal my sandwich

Sonic:
> SHE IS PREGNANT
> OH MY GAWD

Blaze:
> but like
> how old?

Sonic:
> Charlie didn't specify so idk

Infinite:
> they're probably lying

Shadow:
> honey
> Linda's not pregnant
> there's no way

Knuckles:
> yeah unless you can send us a proof

Scourge:
> she may be quiet but she ain't a hoe

Amy:
> Scourge wtf does that even mean

Scourge:
> some hoes are quiet at school
> but loud on the streets

Rouge:
> damn 😭

Sonic:
> fine
> I'll ask Charlie abt it
> see if they can give me any pictures or wtv

Shadow:
> and if they don't have one?

Mephiles:
> that means they're a liar
> and wants to spread bad rumors
> about poor Linda

Gadget:
> Linda was such a nice friend
> I'd beat anyone who dares to make her pregnant

Silver:
> I wonder how she's actually doing rn

Sonic:
> SHE'S PREGNANTTTT
> HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOTTA TELL YOU

Rouge:
> SHE'S NOT A WHORE
> THERE'S NO WAY SHE'S PREGNANT

Infinite:
> yeah and def not with Martin's stanky ass

Blaze:
> you can't just immediately believe what Charlie said
> they might be lying to you

Knuckles:
> and just to see your reaction to a fake story

Amy:
> and you're pranked to believe it

Silver:
> poor Sonic

Fleetway:
> I thought Linda's lesbian

Shadow:
> bruh

Amy:
> Linda's straight you idiot

Rouge:
> says who 🤨

Amy:
> she used to date Gary
> I heard it from my friend Orchid

Blaze:
> AUGH ORCHID'S A BITCH
> WHY'D YOU TRUST HER

Knuckles:
> that basic ass dude from that other class???
> Linda got trash taste ngl

Sonic:
> Amy why would you assume Linda's straight when she only used to date 1 guy?

Amy:
> bc she told me

Rouge:
> nahh

Gadget:
> Linda is such a mysterious student

Silver:
> I think you meant one of a kind

Mephiles:
> HAHAHAHHAGSHSHAH

Silver:
> WHAT'S SO FUNNY

Shadow:
> so to sum this up
> Sonic heard from Charlie that Linda is pregnant and the father is Martin
> when Martin clearly had no interest with Linda and she actually used to date Gary according to Amy's friend, Orchid

Fleetway:
> headline of the day
> the mysterious pregnancy of Linda

Sonic:
> but it's trrueee
> she's pregnanttt

Rouge:
> then let's go find her if you're so confident abt that info

Sonic:
> nah too lazy
> I just like to hear the juicy gossip

Amy:
> BRO

Scourge:
> someone needs a ✨️spank✨️

Shadow:
> a wh

Knuckles:
> AYO

Blaze:
> Linda deserves to slap you in the face 💀

Sonic:
> hey I didn't start the rumor I just heard it 👀

Gadget:
> so don't spread it then 🗿

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