Cursed Groupchat [Book 1]

Gay

Amy:
> GUYS
> GUYS
> FUNNIEST SHIT JUST HAPPENED

Sonic:
> what??

Rouge:
> tea time sis

Amy:
> WENT TO THE GYM WITH SHADOW
> HE GOT CROWDED WITH GIRLS
> AND HE JUST SIMPLY SAID
> I'm gay

Sonic:
> MY BOY
> MY MAN
> I LOVE HIM SM

Scourge:
> he said that with a straight face didn't he

Amy:
> YEAH
> WITH HIS STUPID POKER FACE
> JUST
> I'm gay
> 😐
> HAHAH

Rouge:
> but did the girls get upset?

Infinite:
> he's standing strong with the gay thoughts

Fleetway:
> are you still at the gym?

Amy:
> the girls just froze in shock
> one of them then asked
> "but you're single, right?"
> to which Shadow replied
> "I'm gay and I'm taken"
> @Fleetway yea

Sonic:
> my man is so loyal 😩💖

Gadget:
> once you're gay there's no turning back

Infinite:
> yea you tell em

Silver:
> so the girls are
> homophobic now?

Rouge:
> SILVER ASKING THE BIGGEST FUCKING QUESTION RN

Amy:
> I don't think so but they are upset that Shadow's taken lmao

Mephiles:
> didn't that also happen with Scourge

Scourge:
> FUCK YOU WERE THERE I FORGOT

Rouge:
> oop more tea?

Mephiles:
> it was a few months back I think
> I was helping out Scourge clean up the class after school
> a girl came in and asked him out

Scourge:
> AAAHHHHHH

Sonic:
> OHH SCOURGE EMBARRASSED ABOUT SOMETHING IS RARE 👀

Mephiles:
> just like Shadow, he told her he's gay
> the girl didn't believe him and thought he was joking
> then he said
> "girl, I suck cock not pussy"

Silver:
> holy shit

Scourge:
> I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL HER AIGHT
> SHE WAS FORCING ME TO DATE HER

Sonic:
> SCOURGE SERIOUSLY
> WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Scourge:
> BESTIE HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PROVE SOMEONE I'M GAY
> THAT WAS LITERALLY THE ONLY THING I COULD COME UP AND SAY TO THE BITCH

Amy:
> YOU DEFINITELY TRAUMATIZED HER LMAO

Scourge:
> HER FAULT FOR NOT ACCEPTING MY REJECTION

Sonic:
> BUT DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU SUCK FLEET OFF

Silver:
> I WANNA JOIN THE CAPSLOCK TRAIN

Amy:
> SILVER STOP I'M ABOUT TO FALL OFF THE TREADMILL RN HAHAHGDDBSKXHSNSHSH

Silver:
> ANYWAY SCOURGE YOU ARE SO BRAVE TO SAY THAT
> I'M STARTING TO ADMIRE YOU

Mephiles:
> WAIT SILVER NO DON'T

Blaze:
> oh my god what has the chat become

Gadget:
> screaming gay people
> just a normal afternoon

Scourge:
> anyway
> what I said was and is a fact
> though I gotta admit that was stupid

Fleetway:
> my stupid lil green pebble

Scourge:
> don't call me that

Silver:
> I wanna reach Scourge's gayness level
> that was pretty gay

Knuckles:
> ayo wtf does that mean
> somebody restrain the child

Blaze:
> Silv??

Silver:
> I'm just saying that the gay confidence is great okayy

Scourge:
> ah yes my little hoglet
> mama will teach you everything you need to know about gay pride and confidence

Infinite:
> bruh just kick people who don't believe you're gay
> is that so hard to do?

Rouge:
> I'm pretty sure that's not okay

Sonic:
> I kicked Shadow that one time when he didn't believe me I won the school's chess competition

Rouge:
> LMAO SONIC THAT'S SO RANDOM