Cursed Groupchat [Book 1]

Pilot

Mephiles:
> I just told that my brother's gonna bring home a jet tomorrow
> anyone wanna ride?

Amy:
> I'm slamming my hands on the table
> I WANT

Silver:
> oohh private jet?!

Scourge:
> ah yes a new place to fuck

Mephiles:
> HEY

Rouge:
> my last year of school just keeps getting better omg

Gadget:
> WOA
> A JET??

Sonic:
> is it really big enough to fit all of us?

Infinite:
> he said a jet not a helicopter
> ofc it fits

Blaze:
> oh no
> I don't want to come

Amy:
> what
> why???

Blaze:
> I'M AFRAID OF FUCKING HEIGHT

Fleetway:
> you won't feel like you're in the air
> it'll be fine

Blaze:
> NO

Mephiles:
> well I'm not forcing anyone to come
> anyway @Shadow can you pilot it

Shadow:
> sure

Rouge:
> WAIT HUH

Gadget:
> WAIT SHADOW CAN FLY A JET???

Shadow:
> yeah

Knuckles:
> another new fact about the mysterious hedgehog in school
> secretly can fly a fucking plane

Sonic:
> EXCUSE ME HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS
> WHEN DID YOU LEARN TO PILOT??

Shadow:
> like two years ago

Fleetway:
> bruh are you fr

Infinite:
> we learn to drive a car and this man decided to be different and learn to pilot a jet

Mephiles:
> pretty useful to have someone who can pilot actually lmao

Sonic:
> Shadow baby your attractiveness just went through the fucking roof now
> holy fuck

Shadow:
> is that an invitation to fuck

Sonic:
> NO BUT THAT INFORMATION MAKES YOU SOUND SO HOT HONESTLY

Shadow:
> I'm multi-talented for you babe ;)

Sonic:
> SHADOW STOPP HDHSHDHDJ

Scourge:
> is that horny I smell

Sonic:
> fuck no

Gadget:
> you're horny

Sonic:
> I'M NOT

Scourge:
> yea that's horny behavior right there

Sonic:
> SCOURGE WTF

Rouge:
> I swear Shadow could win anyone with that information alone
> because he's already attractive so he doesn't need to worry about his looks

Shadow:
> omg you're calling me hot

Rouge:
> 🙄

Fleetway:
> where did you even learn??

Shadow:
> that's for me to know and you to find out ✨️

Amy:
> I bet he learned from an illegal plane site or something

Shadow:
> you're just jealous because I can take Sonic in a plane trip whenever I want and not you

Gadget:
> AMY GOT CALLED OUT PRETTY FUCKING QUICK

Amy:
> NO I DON'T

Sonic:
> 😳😳😳

Scourge:
> Sonic's horniness went up

Sonic:
> FOR THE LAST TIME I'M NOT HORNY

Silver:
> omg Sonic that means we'll travel together a lot

Mephiles:
> that is a possibility

Silver:
> yay travel buddies!

Sonic:
> that does sounds fun 👀

Rouge:
> just remember to bring me every once in a while okay you two

Scourge:
> is that orgy in a plane I smell

Sonic:
> STOP MAKING EVERYTHING SEXUAL

Mephiles:
> Scourge don't make me ban you from the jet 💀

Scourge:
> it's what I do
> I detect it
> like how Sonic's horny right now

Shadow:
> do you need any help with that @Sonic

Sonic:
> NO I DON'T
> I'M NOT HORNY EVERYONE SHUT UP

Shadow:
> aww you're cute when you don't wanna admit to something
> I'M COMING OVER MWAHAHAH

Sonic:
> NO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY HOUSE
> GOD DAMN IT HE'S OFFLINE I GOTTA GET READY

Rouge:
> and so Shadow "helps" Sonic with his problem
> ah what a chaotic virgin couple 🥹

Fleetway:
> wait I thought Shadow wouldn't fuck him

Scourge:
> they didn't say anything about touching tho
> as long as no dick sticking up the ass 👀

Infinite:
> ohh true
> I was wondering about that

Mephiles:
> well
> so
> is Blaze the only one not coming?

Blaze:
> yes

Amy:
> AW NOOO PLEASE COME WITH US

Blaze:
> I'm not risking my sanity flying in a jet
> I don't wanna accidentally scratch everything up with my claw 💀

Mephiles:
> that's okay Blaze
> we can sail on my mom's yacht next week

Blaze:
> hhmm I guess that sounds nicer

Rouge:
> NEXT WEEK WE'RE CRUISING ON A YACHT??

Mephiles:
> I mean if y'all want too

Knuckles:
> but Sonic's afraid of the sea lmao

Gadget:
> the next thing you know Shadow's the one sailing as the captain

Mephiles:
> didn't you read that he's multi-talented

Infinite:
> ain't no fucking way

Mephiles:
> yea

Fleetway:
> omg Shadow's skill with vehicles are insane 💀