Cursed Groupchat [Book 1]

Cold Night

Silver:
> my fucking god it's so cold tonight

Amy:
> hey it's the coziest time to be under a thick blanket while drinking hot choco

Shadow:
> how are you even cold
> you're like the fluffiest out of us

Silver:
> well I'm still cold

Infinite:
> I can relate to Silver
> it's still fucking cold even if we're fluffy

Silver:
> right?? They just can't understand us

Mephiles:

Sonic:
> YO WAIT SILVER'S AT YOUR HOUSE??

Mephiles:
> yeah, it's the weekend
> we're having a sleepover

Sonic:
> ohhohohohoho

Scourge:
> your room is suspiciously dim
> looks like Silver's santa came early this month huh

Mephiles:
> wtf you two are going on about
> what part of "sleepover" y'all aren't getting
> my room is dim because that's how the light is tf you want from me

Shadow:
> damn I wish Sonic would come over

Sonic:
> I can't
> I have Sonia watching over me

Shadow:
> fuck

Amy:
> Mephiles
> Mephiles
> Meepphhhh

Mephiles:
> what??

Amy:
> don't fuck him

Mephiles:
> OH MY GOD FUCK YOU

Infinite:
> what a coincidence
> Gadget's also at my house since my stupid parents left me alone

Fleetway:
> awww you two look so cozy together

Gadget:
> I'm not
> he's squishing me from behind
> my head hurts

Shadow:
> be careful, something might poke your ass

Gadget:
> I PUSHED HIM DOWN LMAO

Blaze:
> I'm freezing
> my nose hurts
> it feels like my tail couldn't even move
> fuck this weather

Amy:
> oh come on Blaze it's cozy

Rouge:
> you know how else you can warm yourself up besides wrapped up in a blanket?
> warm
> cuddly
> and slow...
> sex

Scourge:
> oh fuck what a mood, Rouge

Rouge:
> too bad Mr. Echidna doesn't wanna come over from all the snow outside

Knuckles:
> YOU REALLY WANT ME TO STICK MY FREEZING POPSICLE IN YOUR PUSSY BITCH???

Rouge:
> WHAT IF I SAY YES HUH
> YOU DUMBASS

Infinite:
> heh
> popsicle dick

Scourge:
> my favorite kind of popsicle yum yum

Silver:
> that's disgusting

Scourge:
> shut up virgin

Rouge:
> tch what a real a shame
> I came prepared for nights like this you know

Sonic:
> prepared...how?

Shadow:
> I bet you have champagne
> fruits
> sexy santa outfit
> and a romantic fireplace

Rouge:
> @Shadow you guessed all of em bestie

Shadow:
> ha I knew it
> because I also have champagne

Rouge:
> we should like hang out and drink the night away
> because our two stupid lovers can't even leave their house

Shadow:
> cheers to that, girl

Mephiles:
> maybe because
> idk
> there's a blizzard outside?

Knuckles:
> wait I thought it's only snowing
> OH I JUST CHECK
> HOLY SHIT THERE'S A BLIZZARD

Blaze:
> I FUCKING HATE THIS WEATHER SO MUCH
> I'M LITERALLY GONNA FREEZE TO DEATH

Amy:
> I'll come over tomorrow and make you a warm soup okay 💕

Gadget:
> haha I'm glad I made plans the day before
> now I get to cuddle with Infinite

Silver:
> oh me too me too!

Rouge:
> watch your asses
> their dicks gon slip in if you're off guard

Sonic:
> HA I'm glad I'm not stuck in Shadow's bedroom

Silver:
> hey we are just cuddling >:(
> no fucks

Mephiles:
> Silver's right, no fucks

Infinite:
> not for me
> Gadget will get fucked
> actually no jk

Fleetway:
> COME ON INFINITE
> you two don't have the rule of fucking after graduation like Sonic and Shadow
> just fuck him already

Gadget:
> HEY HEY HEY
> DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT PERSUADING HIM
> YOU'RE NOT MY DAD
> FUCK OFF

Scourge:
> daawww he's shy

Gadget:
> I'M SCARED
> FIRST TIME IS PAINFUL AS I HEARD

Scourge:
> well yeah obviously

Mephiles:
> you guys are such horny mfs
> enjoy a peaceful night once in a while with your significant other
> is it really that hard

Amy:
> ayo Meph's speaking facts

Sonic:
> he just like me fr

Gadget:
> THANK YOU MEPHILES

Infinite:
> pfft
> you're probably having horny thoughts too about the Snow White in your room

Mephiles:
> ah fuck it
> whatever
> I can't reason with any of you 🖕

Rouge:
> Meph's losing it

Silver:
> he's sulking under the blanket now
> thanks a lot Infinite >:(

Shadow:
> what is he
> 5?
> get off the fucking blanket
> and fuck your bf instead
> cmon be a man

Silver:
> Shadow wtf
> also he's not on his phone anymore

Sonic:
> HAHA THAT'S KINDA CUTE
> THE DEMON SULKING LIKE A BABY
> GIVE HIM CANDY CANE

Silver:
> oh great idea!

Gadget:
> is it working? Is he coming out?

Silver:
> no
> oh well..
> oh wait he said he'll be out in 10 mins

Scourge:
> did he really just timed his sulk
> what the fuck