Cursed Groupchat [Book 1]

Golf

Mephiles:
> [photo sent]
> istg I can't take these idiots golfing

Gadget:
> why is Finny breaking the stick in half

Rouge:
> he must've lost a bunch of times lmao

Sonic:
> Shadow likes golf???

Shadow:
> hey I play a lot with Meph back in the day

Silver:
> why am I not invited >:(

Knuckles:
> because one of them could potentially hit you with the ball

Mephiles:
> or with the stick

Scourge:
> HA
> the only ball and stick I'd like to be hit with is

Sonic:
> FINISH THE DAMN SENTENCE I FUCKING DARE YOU ASSHOLE

Scourge:
> 😌

Fleetway:
> I hate how the holes are so far away
> so I'm making my own
> [photo sent]
> and I have 3 balls in there so I win

Blaze:
> you're not supposed to dig your own hole omg 😭
> and that's not how you win Fleet you can't just put 3 balls in a hole

Silver:
> idk I think he's winning

Mephiles:
> you think I didn't try to explain how golf works, Blaze?
> I tried multiple times

Blaze:
> then why did you bring them 🤠

Mephiles:
> I thought it'd be fun 🏃‍♂️

Scourge:
> my poor bf doesn't even find those holes fun and enjoyable

Sonic:
> oh my god

Gadget:
> maybe you guys should switch and play something else lmao

Infinite:
> oh yeah like what

Silver:
> destroying the holes

Scourge:
> ✋️‼️

Amy:
> 👁‼️

Mephiles:
> SIL

Knuckles:
> he's up to somethin

Shadow:
> maybe we should switch to billiard lol

Scourge:
> oh another stick ball hole related sport

Knuckles:
> is it really a sport tho

Shadow:
> m
> maybe

Amy:
> why do you hesitate like a lil girl

Shadow:
> no I didn't

Scourge:
> y'all wanna know what my fav sport is

Amy:
> what

Scourge:
> sex
> nahh jk it's running

Sonic:
> liesss
> you love sex more

Scourge:
> umm I meannn what can I say
> it do be making my heart race faster than when I run

Sonic:
> 🤠

Infinite:
> Knux you should come with us

Knuckles:
> okay lol where are we playing

Mephiles:
> wait I have one
> let's just go to my penthouse

Silver:
> ‼️
> I'm making pink lemonade

Mephiles:
> aw thanks sweety

Rouge:
> wait I want Silver's homemade lemonade 🥺

Amy:
> me too wth invite me pls 🙄

Mephiles:
> nah stay away

Amy:
> COME ON