Cursed Groupchat [Book 1]

Dinner

Gadget:
> guys!! My friend that works at a train wants to invite all of us for a dinner party at the train!!

Infinite:
> BARRY???

Sonic:
> oh wow I've never been in a dinner party on a train before
> this should be fancy 👀

Amy:
> AAAAHHH yes yes!! I'm excited!!

Scourge:
> hmm I've never fucked in a train before

Amy:
> SCOURGE

Silver:
> oh!! We get to see Barry again?
> I can't wait!

Rouge:
> ooh is the dinner party gonna be fancy

Gadget:
> yeah and they said they'll prepare our own car for us to dine in

Shadow:
> oh no don't tell me we gotta wear suits again

Gadget:
> you're damn right we are

Amy:
> dress time 💃✨️

Fleetway:
> what if I go outside
> and fly by the train

Knuckles:
> and why would you think that'd be a good idea

Fleetway:
> I wanna see if I can beat the train 👀

Infinite:
> time to bully Barry once again

Gadget:
> Finny istg
> STOP

Infinite:
> I'm gonna fuck you on the dinner table

Scourge:
> OH???

Gadget:
> HUH

Infinite:
> and let Barry watch

Gadget:
> HOW DOES THAT COUNT AS BULLYING BARRY
> I'M THE ONE GETTING BULLIED BY YOU

Mephiles:
> Infinite's getting a lil spicy there

Rouge:
> totally did not expect that from him lol

Sonic:
> omg are you trying to get Barry into a threesome

Scourge:
> HAHAHAHHAHA

Silver:
> Infinite likes Barry? All this time??

Infinite:
> nah I just like to bully them

Knuckles:
> no
> that's someone who tries to get into a polycule if I ever see one

Fleetway:
> that's not bullying that's trying to get someone jealous by fucking their friend

Gadget:
> his bully is PDA-ing me 😭

Scourge:
> if that's bullying then I'm being tortured

Fleetway:
> WITH LOVE 🫶🫶❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Amy:
> guys pls we're supposed to talk abt our dinner party and not try to scare Barry

Blaze:
> atp you can't stop them Amy

Infinite:
> I'll come at the car and be like
> I brought my own dinner with me

Mephiles:
> you must love traumatizing your friend
> I mean that's kinda funny tho

Silver:
> Meph >:(

Sonic:
> we're used to it
> Scourge trumatize us every day

Scourge:
> weellll

Rouge:
> okay okay everyone chill tf out
> anyway Gadget
> do you know what's gonna be on the menu

Gadget:
> no but I heard they serve really good pudding

Shadow:
> will there be coffee beans

Sonic:
> Shadow honey
> we talked abt this

Shadow:
> I NEED MY BEANS

Fleetway:
> he's going insane

Mephiles:
> speaking of beans
> remember that one time after school when we beat up Bean for almost drowning Silver

Fleetway:
> I remember!! Good times

Infinite:
> ah torture
> we love em

Shadow:
> good times indeed
> but I still need my coffee beans

Rouge:
> how can Sonic even stand kissing you

Shadow:
> what tf you mean by that

Sonic:
> unfortunately I'm used to it

Silver:
> is it really that bad?

Sonic:
> you've never tasted bitter coffee or raw coffee beans have you?

Mephiles:
> nope
> we don't have coffee at our house
> he likes milk and tea more

Sonic:
> ahh I see

Shadow:
> pfft imagine living without coffee
> can't be me

Amy:
> no shit

Scourge:
> imagine living as a coffee slut
> can't be me

Knuckles:
> ayo 😂

Mephiles:
> damn

Shadow:
> shut up grass

Gadget:
> guys pls just remember to come on time
> it's at 7 pm so don't be late

Sonic:
> mkay thanks Gadget

Infinite:
> I can't wait for my dinner

Gadget:
> 🔫🔫🔫🔫