Cursed Groupchat [Book 1]

Love

Amy:
> y'alll I can't wait for tomorrow! The whole school is gonna be pink-themed!

Shadow:
> yuck

Rouge:
> aw lighten up Shad, it's Valentine's

Shadow:
> that doesn't mean I have to like pink

Amy:
> wow stereotypical much you red-striped bastard? 🙄
> anyway
> I wonder if I get chocolates hehe
> friendship chocolates are okay too

Sonic:
> are you asking us to give you one?

Gadget:
> yeah like why are you saying that?

Amy:
> guys I'm just excited okay
> don't ruin my whole mood

Scourge:
> mmm yes the day where fucking is not questioned
> am I right, Gadget?

Knuckles:
> aw fuck

Gadget:
> yeah! I agree

Mephiles:
> the day where couples making out in the corridor are allowed god damn

Shadow:
> that's probably the only thing I like about tomorrow, I can just pin Sonic anywhere and whenever and suck his tongue

Sonic:
> OH MY GOD

Fleetway:
> bro's gonna be busy tomorrow 👀

Infinite:
> aren't we all?

Knuckles:
> when school's done I'm gonna be gone immediately
> with Rouge ofc
> because the valentines vibe in school is too uughhhhrghrkhrg

Infinite:
> I like the vibe
> too bad fucking on the cafeteria table is still not allowed

Gadget:
> DON'T EVER DO THAT

Scourge:
> WHOAA INFINITE OK OK I SEE YOU 👀

Blaze:
> I swear the park will be full of couples
> can't even get a nice picnic

Amy:
> chilling at home watching movies and eating chocolate is good too tho 😳

Silver:
> aww that sounds like a cute date idea

Scourge:
> my boy! He has arrived!
> what's your plan for tmr?

Silver:
> me??
> hhmmm
> I'mma just give my gift to Mephiles, but ofc I'm not telling what it is hehe

Blaze:
> chocolate?

Silver:
> in that flavor

Amy:
> ahh doing something else besides the ol' choco candy eh? I'm happy for you Silv

Scourge:
> and then they fuck
> I mean
> make out
> I'm supposed to fake cough here but I can't because we're texting

Mephiles:
> 🪓🗡🔫🪓🔫🗡🪓🗡🪚

Fleetway:
> CHILL LMAO

Shadow:
> damn it'd be a good opportunity to fuck Sonic but of course I can't

Infinite:
> you gotta hold it

Shadow:
> I know and this sucks

Sonic:
> pleaaseee I promise we are fucking at our graduation night remember?

Scourge:
> mm yeeaaa it's still taking too long

Shadow:
> yeah
> oh the things I do because I love him

Silver:
> AAAWWW

Sonic:
> aww Shadow babyy 🥹

Rouge:
> AWW it's so rare to see you say that in the gc! You're so adorable! 😭💖

Amy:
> Shadow showing his lovey dovey side
> yuck

Shadow:
> stfu loser

Knuckles:
> I can assume we're all gonna be busy going on a date tmr
> because usually we stick for a while after school ends

Fleetway:
> damn right
> I have my gift ready at home
> ready to use for my lovely green hedgy

Scourge:
> TO USE⁉️
> OH MY 😳😳😳
> DON'T TURN ME ON RIGHT NOW OMG

Gadget:
> ppsstt
> let me know later 👀

Scourge:
> sure 👀

Blaze:
> whispering doesn't work here 😭

Silver:
> Blaze shut up don't tell them
> I wanna know their secrets

Mephiles:
> you don't need to

Silver:
> fuck

Scourge:
> don't worry I'll let all the twinks know

Sonic:
> I DON'T WANT TO
> LET ME ENJOY MY DATE IN PEACE TMR

Shadow:
> but wait
> I wanna know

Fleetway:
> I gotchu

Sonic:
> NO YOU DON'T

Rouge:
> he's learning, you need to prepare yourself

Sonic:
> for
> for what?

Rouge:
> for when you two fuck
> I have a feeling he'll only be gentle for only 2 minutes

Sonic:
> DUDE DON'T MAKE ME NERVOUS THAN I ALREADY AM

Silver:
> well at least you got 2 mins 👁

Mephiles:
> sweety what does that mean
> why do you answer that
> did Scourge drill your brain again

Scourge:
> nah not this time

Mephiles:
> AW FUCK

Silver:
> I love you 👁

Mephiles:
> I KNOW
> I LOVE YOU TOO
> BUT STOP

Silver:
> I like the 👁 emoji

Blaze:
> looks like the groups' deranged energy finally got to him

Knuckles:
> always has been, Blaze

Gadget:
> wtf 😭