A vampire whumper whose had it with vampire jokes.
Whumpee: is inconvenienced.
Whumpee: "ugh you're sucking the life out of me!!!"
Vampire Whumper: ...
Vampire Whumper: "You know what? I'm feeding twice today."
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A vampire whumper whose had it with vampire jokes.
Whumpee: is inconvenienced.
Whumpee: "ugh you're sucking the life out of me!!!"
Vampire Whumper: ...
Vampire Whumper: "You know what? I'm feeding twice today."
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