Vampire Whumper hates puns

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A vampire whumper whose had it with vampire jokes.

Whumpee: is inconvenienced.

Whumpee: "ugh you're sucking the life out of me!!!"

Vampire Whumper: ...

Vampire Whumper: "You know what? I'm feeding twice today."

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