😨Unintentional hide and seek😨

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Little age:3
Caregivers:Damien,the goth kids
I wrote this while I was bored in algebra😴🤟
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"IM GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU"Screamed Henrietta"TRY IT FAT GIRL,ILL JUST SET YOU ON FIRE"Damien replied "CAN YOU JUST SHUT UP AND GRAB YOURE PLUS FOUR"yelled Michael annoyed "NO HE CHEATED HE SNUCK THAT CARD IN FROM THE LAST ROUND" "YOU GOT PROOF?,EXACTLY JUST ACCEPT YOURE FATE".

The group was only 30 seconds into the second round of uno.Pete,Firkle,and Pip were just sitting there🧍‍♂️bored and annoyed by the stupid yelling,Suddenly Pip got an idea.💡✨

Five minutes later

"UGH FINE" Henrietta finally grabbed her four cards,while Damien stuck his tongue out and flipped her off. "Pete it's you're turn..uh guys?"The three boys were gone🫢And there was a post it note left on the side where they were sitting.

'Hide and seek!
Come find us when you're done screaming Ariana grande type notes🎶
-Firlke

Henrietta:😬
Michael:😬
Damien:😬

"I guess we have to go find them..-_-" "what do you mean "we" bitch im staying here🤟"said Damien laying on the couch in the clubhouse.Henrietta and Michael grabbed by the ankles and dragged him out the door.

" LET GO OF ME YOU ASSHOLES".

Damien eventually started walking like a normal person(he wasn't happy about it)and the three walked around the forest looking for them(the clubhouse is in the woods cuz idk where else it would be) "why are we doing this exactly,like actually looking for them?"asked Damien pissed off. "Because I said so."said Michael rolling his eyes.Suddenly they heard a twig snap,coming from a bush,they stared at it as if it were about to explode "is that the boys?" "I don't think the boys are small enough to fit in a bush😒".Henrietta said.She walked towards it and kicked it slightly,And a 🐿️ jumped out. "See,there's nothing to be afraid of you sissys-

"RAAAAAAARWW"Firkle jumped out from behind then,startling them all since they weren't expecting him to be there.

"WHAT THE FUCK"Yelled Damien and Michael cuz they're pussys,while Henrietta slightly jumped "where were
you" "behind the tree>:)" "ugh whatever"Henrietta rolled her eyes. "Where are Pete and Limey?"Michael asked "Their further into the forest I think"Firkle replied. "Well we won't find them if we just stand here!"Henrietta said as she grabbed Damien's hand and dragged him as Michael picked up Firkle and put him on his shoulders.

They walked for about 15 more minutes until they heard Pips laughter.They walked further and saw Pete and Pip playing in the river,splashing each other with water.They all laughed a Pete's makeup which was now messy and all over his face.

"Oh look limey,they found us"Pip squealed in excitement and ran towards them and grabbed the person closest to him,which was Michael(and Firkle on his shoulders)and he pulled them into the water."YOU LITTLE SHIT"Michael pushed im all the way into the water and helped Firkle up a bit.The group laughed and all splashed around in the water.They goth kids would kill any other normie if they saw them having this much fun,but right now they were just splashing around in the river with the British boy and the Antichrist💅.
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The end!
Ik this is kinda out of character but I don't give a shit😘👍

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