Pips age:4 Tweeks age:0-1
Caregivers:Damien
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It was around 1am on a Saturday night/morning idk,and Tweek was on the verge of a complete meltdown.He was speed walking down the sidewalk hyperventilating,and was definitely slipping into an impure regression.Tweek wanted to call Craig so badly but his emotions made him think he was a burden to Craig so he refrained from calling.
Tweek kept going until his headspace got the best of him,he looked at the houses and realized one of them was very familiar to him so he ran towards it and knocked like crazy.Damien opened the door angrily "Dude it's like one-almost two in the morning what the fuck!?"Tweek simply cried and hugged Damien "woah uh okay,it's okay man,just calm down"Damien said hugging him back,then taking him inside.He could tell Tweek was going through an impure regression so he set him on the couch and held him tightly "It's okay man,just breath,just pretend I'm your Craig okay?"Tweek nodded as he cried.
After about 10 minutes he calmed down and started to fall asleep,making Damien sigh in relief "Dada?"Damien looked over his shoulder to see Pip who had woken up to the sound of crying. "Hey baby,You're little friend Tweek came over all sad so Daddy is just trying to make it better"Pip nodded as he walked over to Tweek and crouched down in front of him,He grabbed his fluffy brown cow plushie and made it kiss Tweeks head "Mwah mwah mwah,kisses fwom mistew toasty make Tweeky bettew"Pip giggled,making Damien kiss his head "you're so sweet baby,stay here with him while I call his daddy"Pip nodded laying next to Tweek to keep him warm while Damien got up and headed to his room to grab his phone.
'Damien what the fuck do you want it's 2 am'
'Shut up and just listen,You're boyfriend came to my house crying his eyes out and he was regressed so I don't know why do you know what happened?'
'..What?!why didn't you call me sooner when did this happen?!'
'He got here like u don't know 20-15 minutes ago,and I spent the whole time trying to calm him down,he's sleeping right now on my couch'
'Okay whatever I'm on my way thanks man'
'No problem'
Damien hung up the phone and went to go check on the boys.The two were sleeping on the couch together cuddling,making Damien smile softly,He walked into the kitchen and started drinking a Pepsi while he waited for Craig.After like 20 minutes he heard knocking at the door,waking up all there of them since Damien passed out on the kitchen table. "Hey,wheres tweek?"Craig said as he walked into the house "Over here"
"Papa!"Tweek said making grabby hands towards Craig,he picked Tweek up and set him on his lap "Hey baby,you wanna tell papa what happened?"Tweek pouted and shook his head no "Okay then,maybe when you feel better,wanna go home?"He shook his head no again "Oh okay,Damien I hope you don't mind if we sleepover right?" "Nah not really,you and Tweekers can sleep on the couch since this one's a pull out,I'll go get blankets"Craig nodded as everyone got ready to go to sleep.
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The end!
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//Agere Pip Oneshots!//South Park//
RandomI love Pip so here are some little oneshots of him☺️☺️☺️
