Little age:2
Caregiver:Christophe,Gregory
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It was a Saturday evening during spring break,Christophe was babysitting Pip while he was regressed.Damien was down in hell with father,Gregory had fencing classes,and Estella was grounded,so Christophe was doing the job.
Chris was taking a nap on his bed in a dumbass position of course,while Pip was sitting on the floor playing with a few of his toys he brought from home.But sadly he started to get bored,so he wandered around the room looking through Chris's stuff since he knew Chris didn't give a shit.Pip kept looking until he came across a small bag of gummy bears,he eagerly grabbed them and opened up,popping two in his mouth.
After about 30 minutes Chris woke up to the sound of laughter and banging on the floor,he lifted his head up from his pillow to see Pip,laying on the floor dumping out a random water bottle onto the carpeted floor,while kicking his feet in the air. "Pip was the fuck are you doing?!"Chris said getting up and taking the water bottle from his hands,making him pout. "Was jus pwaying.."Pip said laughing like a little maniac "What is wrong with you are you on drugs?"He asked rolling his eyes "Nwo I me had was those gummy beaws from your bedside dwawr"Pip said lazily making Chris's eyes widen,he quickly went over to the opened up cabinet and saw his edibles opened with a few missing.
"Shit"
About an hour later Gregory had gotten out of his fencing practice.He opened his phone to see 64 panicked looking messages from his "best friend"(they are yet to be-boyfriends lol).
Me:Mole what the fuck happened are you okay?
Toffee🤍:DUDE YK HOW I WAS BABYSITTING PIP
Me:yea why?
Me:oh my god what did you do..
Toffee🤍:BASICALLY I FELL ASLEEP AND WHILE I WAS SLEEPING HE TOOK MY EDIBLE GUMMIES
Me:LITTLE PIP IS ON DRUGS?!!?!?!
Toffee🤍:IM SORRYYYYYYY
Toffee🤍:ITS NOT MY FAULT HES THE ONE THAT WAS LOOKING THROUGH MY STUFF
Me:ugh whatever I'll be over soon to try and help
Toffee🤍:THANKS YOU OMG I LOVE U💗💗
Me:love you too🤍🤍
Chris turned off his phone and picked Pip up and set him on the bed,giving him some water while they waited for Gregory.After like 15 minutes cuz Gregory is fast🏃♂️💨 Chris heard a knock at the door and rushed to answer it "So remind me what happened?"Gregory said as they walked up the stairs "So i fell asleep while he was playing with his toys,and I woke up to him making demonic witch laughs and while doing stupid shit and he told me he ate the gummy bears from my bedside drawer"Chris told him receiving a disappointed nod.
"GrEgowwyyy,how awe uuuuu?"Pip said throwing himself so that half of his body was off the bed "I'm good Pip but what the fuck did you do?" "Nothing I jus ate some snackies!"Gregory and Chris both looked at each other with disappointment in their eyes "Maybe the best option is to put him to sleep?" "Yes definitely,cmon Pip it's time to go nap nap"Gregory said walking towards Pip grabbing his arm,but Pip yanked it away "NWO!"He screamed getting up and running all the way out of the house.
"Shit"(part 2)
The two ran out of the house and ran after Pip,while arguing of course."THIS IS ALL YOURE FAULT" "HOW IS THIS ON ME?!" "WHY ARE YOU DOING DRUGS IN THE FIRST PLACE" "I FOUND THEM AND KINDA JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT THEY TASTED LIKE LEAVE ME ALONE" "NO I WONT BECAUSE HERE WE ARE CHASING A VERY HIGH PIP INTO THE WOODS" "JUST SHUT UP AND KEEP RUNNING"After 30 minutes of chasing and arguing,they ended up at the clubhouse.
They walked inside and saw Pip spinning around the room while holding his fluffy cow plushie."Pip you can't keep messing around okay you need to go to sleep"Christophe said making Pip whine and throw himself on the couch.Gregory just laughed and laid down on the couch as well and held Pip so they could both sleep,Chris got on and cuddled with the two.
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The end!
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//Agere Pip Oneshots!//South Park//
RandomI love Pip so here are some little oneshots of him☺️☺️☺️
