🌃Mall encounter🌃

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Requested by @Toonsavi
Little age:3
Caregiver:Damien
I made the main four(three in this chapter) nicer to them cuz I fucking can bitch
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It was Friday in the afternoon,Pip and Damien were at the mall.Pip was regressed and since they were in public,he had to be discreet.He had his hair pulled back into a lose ponytail,he was wearing a black hoodie with a skull on it and grey jeans (he stole this entire outfit from Damien)so he didn't look out of the ordinary.Damien was dressed in black basketball shorts,knee high grey socks,and a black hoodie over a red T-shirt.

They were at five below in the toys section looking for new stuffed animals🧸when all of a sudden they heard a very familiar unpleasant voice

E r i c   c a r t m a n

'Fuck,our night is about to be ruined' Damien thought.He grabbed Pip by his shoulders and started to lead him into another section,but stopped when he ran right into Kyle and Kenny.They stared at each other awkwardly "hi.."Damien said slowly "Sup,what uh..are you guys doing?"Kyle asked trying to be polite,he never actually minded the two that much "hiding fwom you guys"Pip answered to which Damien shushed him in response "Uhm,why exactly?"Kenny asked while eating skittles that Cartman bought him "Cause you guys are assholes to us" "Fair"

Then the group heard Cartman coming towards them so Kyle pushed them back into the other isle.Then they came back except Stan was with them now "Good news,Cartmans gone,he had to go home" "oh that's good"Pip was nervous,he hugged his the unicorn plushie he had grabbed and avoided eye contact with any of the three boys. "Hellooooo"Stan waved his hand in front of Pips face "why isn't he talking exactly?"Damien quickly tried to think of an excuse "He uhh..gets shy and quiet..when he's stressed out?"He uttered,then sighed in relief when they bought it "well im fucking bored so wanna go try on dresses and pretend we are lady's at macys?"Kenny suggested"Uh sure.."

The group went to Macys and tried on the dresses,and did some modeling.Stan and Pip didn't want to do it because they were tired,so they waited in the couch section(I haven't been to Macys in a while do they have that idk) "Fucking slayed!" "Fuck yea go Kennyyyy"Damien and Kyle cheered Kenny on as he walked around the fitting room lane dressed in a pink off shoulder ruffly dress,suddenly the intercom went off announcing that the mall would be closing in 20 minutes "shut how long have we been here👁️👄👁️?" They got their things and waited for Kenny to change out of the dress and left to look for Stan and Pip.

"They said they would be in the furniture section"Kyle said while trying to text Stan "why the fuck is he not answering the phone"He said frustrated "maybe he died of alcohol poisoning finally😈"Damien said to which Kyle punched him in the arm in response.They got there and found them both sleeping on a couch,with Pip laying against Stan. "Awww,How cute"Damien said right before pouring water on Stan,who jumped at the cold water "Good Morning drunkie,the malls closing"He told him as he grabbed Pips arms and pulled him up.

"Alright we'll see you at school"Kenny said pinching Pips cheek before waking of with the other two.Since Kenny died a lot and went to he'll constantly he has babysat little Pip before,and he could tell by his behavior that he was regressed today💅Pip and Damien went home,Damien got Pip changed into his pjs and put him to bed,and then played Minecraft until he passed out.
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The end!

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