//Agere Pip Oneshots!//South Park//

❣️Telling the others❣️

Another prequel chapter that basically explains the whole friend group knowing about Pips agere
Little age:4
Caregiver:Damien,Gregory,Christophe,Estella
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"I wanna pway wit him"Pip said as he jumped on Damiens bed "Play with who Pip?"Damien replied not taking his eyes of his phone while he played Minecraft.
"Gwegowy,Chwis,and Estewa" "Uh idk Pip,Gregory doesn't know yet"Damien said making Pip pout "then why don we teww hiwm" "are you sure you wanna do that?when I first found out you were like rEALLy embarrassed"He said laughing as Pip blushed "Okay okay,I'll give Gregory a call,go play"Pip nodded and headed to the nursery to play with his blocks.

Damien:Hey you fucks

Estella:kys

Gregory:Estella be nice

Estella:no

Zemole:ola

Damien:I need to talk to you guys

Zemole:congratulations💗is it a boy if a girl?

Damien:stfu dumbass it's about Pip

Zemole:

Zemole:congratulations🇬🇧is it a boy or a girl?

Gregory:tophe shut up

Gregory:what about Pip??is he okay?

Damien:yes lol he's fine it's nothing bad

Damien:so basically I wanted to tell y'all that Pip is and age regressor

Estella:tf is that

Damien:google it

Estella:I'm to lazy so no.

Damien:ugh fine

Damien:age regression is a coping mechanism when a person goes into a younger mindset like a child mindset also ITS NOT A KINK pip only does it when he stressed or like rlly relaxed

Zemole:noice

Gregory:that's good for him,I'm glad he has something to help him

Gregory:wait so like what does he do like does he act like a baby as well or only mentally

Damien:he does both ya

Zemole:I'm taking a massive shit rn

Estella:I heard of it it's called littlespace as well right??

Damien:yes

Estella:alright

Damien:so you all are cool??

Gregory:yes I support

Zemole:^

Estella:^^

Damien:okay good cuz he wants to have a play date rn that's like the only reason I'm telling u bitches

Gregory:right now??

Damien:yes

Gregory:alright I'm on my way

Zemole:Okay but after I'm done taking my shit

Estella:sure also I'm at Starbucks so imma get him a cake pop

Damien:okay bet

Damien:person in question is summoning me bye y'all better hurry

Damien put his phone under his pillow as he usually did and went to the nursery. "What's up Pip?" "Can wou change mwe?"Pip said pulling at his day clothes since they had gone to the park earlier,Damien nodded.Pip was changed into soft pink sweatpants,fuzzy purple socks with white heart pattern,and baby blue sweater. Damien also brushed his hair into a low-ish ponytail "Thank wou dad-Damien"Pip said correcting himself(This is a prequel chapter and back then Pip was always scared to call Damien dad lol)Damien laughed slightly "No problem Pip" "Can I has juice pwease" "yea sure let's go"

Damien picked Pip up and brought him downstairs into the kitchen,He grabbed one of Pips sippy cups from the cabinet and and started pouring some Minute Maid fruit punch into it.He handed it to Pip and grabbed a sprite for himself when suddenly there was a knock at the door "who is dat?"Pip asked excited "hmmm..I don't know let me goooo seeee"Damien said dragging out his words to make Pip laugh.

Damien opened the door and let Gregory inside "Sup Greg,Pip is in the kitchen, don't be awkward just talk to him like you normally would,you'll learn how to speak with him when he's regressed"Gregory nodded as the walked into the kitchen "Pip look who came to visit!"Pip jumped up and ran to hug him. "Hello Pip,I'm happy to see you!"Gregory said as Pip giggled "Cmon wets go pway!"Pip dragged Gregory upstairs to the nursery.

Damien stayed downstairs to wait for the others to get there,so he went into the living room and turned on Breaking bad.After like 20 minutes Damien heard knocking and bickering outside the door,he got up to open the door and saw Estella standing outside covering her ears while Chris barked at her continuously. "Mole what the fuck are you doing..?" "She was being a bitch" "all I said was that he couldn't have a bite of Pips cakepop"
Chris simply made 'hmfp' sound and walked past the two dramatically.

Chris just walked in like he lived their and headed upstairs to look for Pip,he listened to Pip and Gregory's voices and walked into the nursery. "Hello bitches" "Christophe,do not use that type of language in front of the baby!"Gregory yelled scolding him which made Pip giggle."You can tell me what to do when you have an awesome shovel like me pussy"Pip laughed loudly at Chris's words,By now Damien and Estella walked through the door.

They all sat down on the floor with Pip and Gregory,and Estella handed Pip his cakepop and he started munching away. After they all went to go watch a movie in the living room(y'all can decide)and all passed out on the couch together.
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The end!