Littles:Pip,Tweek
Caregivers:Damien,Craig
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It was a cold,Tuesday morning during Christmas break.Tweek and Craig were on their way to Damien's house for a play date with Pip.Craig originally didn't really like them,but ever since Tweek became friends with them he chilled out and now he thinks they're pretty cool.Tweek had his arm wrapped around Craig's,giggling with happiness.
They got to the house and knocked on the door,and Damien let them inside.Tweek ran up to the nursery at full speed,almost tripping,while Craig and Damien just stayed downstairs. "Wanna watch a random horror movie?" "Fuck ya"
They sat down on the couch drinking Coca Cola,while Damien put on 'Us'(one of the best horror movies in existence) "So how has being Twerks caregiver going?"Damien said grinning when he purposely said Tweeks name wrong,Craig simply flipped him off "it's been well,he's been getting less anxiety since he started so I'm all here for it" "Nice"
Halfway through the movie,Pip and Tweek came down to tell them they were hungry "what are you kids hungry for then?" "McDonald's!:D"They looked at each other. "So who's gonna go get it..?" "How about one of us pays and one of us picks it up?" "I DONT HAVE MONEY FOR FOUR PEOPLE"Craig yelled "🧍♂️" "🧍♂️" "🧍♂️"
"I have an idea💡" "which is??"Damien paused and cleared his throat. "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD"Satan the rose from the darkest pits of the living room. "What?" "Can we have money for McDonald's🥺?"Satan blinked a few times "um i don't know about all four of you-"He was cut off by the little faces of them all.
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"Fine,here"He handed Damien a hundred bucks "I don't really care for the change just bring me back a large fry"He said before walking out of the room. "Okay,I acquired the money so Craig,YOU have to go get it>:)" "fine"He kissed Tweek goodbye and left with a wagon.Tweek then jumped on Damien. "Shit what's up with you??" "Uncomfy.."Tweek said pulling at his clothes. "Oh,you're daddy forgot to change you into comfy clothes"He nodded "Pip,do you mind if Tweek borrows some clothes" "No it okay!" "Alright let's go upstairs"
They went upstairs and got Tweek changed into Long light blue Tshirt with a teddy bear on it and some baby pink fuzzy pajamas pants with white heart patterns.Damien left the two of them to play for a bit and hung out downstairs while he waited for Craig.
He then heard pounding on the door.He ran to get it and in stormed Craig "Dude are you good??" "IT STARTED TO FUCKING SNOW"He set the bags of McDonald's down and went into the bathroom. "BOYS come down to eat"The two babies came skipping down the stairs and started eating their happy meals.Craig came out of the bathroom,kissed Tweek on the head,and started eating his burger.Damien went to give his dad his fries,then came back and ate his chicken nuggets.
When they were done they went into the living room and watched the little vampire(one of my comfort films) on the tv and all passed out on the couch.
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The end!
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//Agere Pip Oneshots!//South Park//
RandomI love Pip so here are some little oneshots of him☺️☺️☺️
