//Agere Pip Oneshots!//South Park//

💙📔Regressing in the office📔💙

Little age:2
Caregiver:PC principal lol
Requested by Toonsavi
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Pip was hiding in the bathroom,crying,it was only 9am yet his day was absolute shit.When Pip was on his way to second period he was pushed down the stairs,the stairs were low and he was walking only halfway down,but it still hurt nonetheless.

He sat with his knees up to his chest hiding his face,sitting on the toilet so he wouldn't be seen,Unfortunately someone with a bathroom key had entered. "Who's in here,you need to get to class!"PC principal said sternly 'I have the worst luck..I want my dada' Pip thought as he placed his hand over his mouth lightly hoping he would go away "I know you're in here kid I see you're backpack"He said making Pip mentally slap himself,Pip realized there was no point in continuing to hide so he got up,picked up his bag,and walked out of the stall.

"There you are,now you really should..hey what's wrong?"PC principal face grew with concern,Pip simply cried and threw himself into his principals arms "Okay okay..take it easy.."PC principal hugged Pip back and rubbed his head as he sobbed.They stayed like that for a few minutes until PC spoke up "How about I take you back to my office okay?"Pip nodded and wiped his face,then grabbing on to PC principle's hand as he was lead out of the bathroom.

"Okay make yourself comfortable,you can sit here in my chair,it's one of those spinning chairs"he said gesturing towards his chair,Pip hesitantly sat down as he was still on edge.PC principal pulled a normal chair up to his desk and sat down right next to Pip,but not too close of course since he didn't want to scare Pip "What's going on with you Pirrip?do you wanna talk about it?"He carefully asked Pip,making him whimper but stammer a response "w-was walking down da staiws an someb-body pwush me an I fwell"Pip said wiping the fresh tears from his eyes.

PC principal asked to hug,which Pip said yes,and rubbed his back as he held the young boy "It's okay I'll make sure whoever did it gets the consequences,but right now just breath okay?"Pip nodded clinging onto PC principals arm,PC let him and continued to rub his back, deciding not to question his strange speaking.

After a while Pip calmed down,lazily sitting against PC principal "Can I has watew pwease?"Pip asked innocently,PC nodded and grabbed a styrofoam cup and started pouring Pip some water from those water container things they be having in therapy offices Yk,he handed Pip his water and got on his computer to continue to do work as watched Pip till the period was over,since Pip didn't want to talk.

He was minding his own business just typing away or whatever tf principals do when he looked over and saw Pip struggling to open his backpack,so he grabbed it and unzipped it for him.Pip happily grabbed his bag "thank wou!"PC principal was about to get back to what he was doing until he saw Pip take out a ziplock bag that contained a pacifier,he tilted his head a bit in confusion when Pip slipped it into his mouth and sunk into the chair.

PC opened a new tab on his computer and started googling 'what does it mean when older people use pacifiers' He got his result and turned to Pip "Pip are you a little?"He asked softly so he would not scare him,Pip nodded happily while giggling.PC principal laughed slightly while ruffing Pips hat "I wan my dada!"Pip said standing on his knees making PC think for a second "Ah well who is you're dada?"He asked Pip while taking a sip of his coffee "Damien thown hehe" "Okay I'll get him"

He took out the phone thing and called the class Damien was in "Can I please have Damien thorn to the office please?thank you."PC put down the phone and pinched Pips cheek and got back to his work.Within a few minutes Damien had arrived "What did I do this time-Pip.."Damien was a bit surprised to see Pip causally in little space in front of the principal and not being afraid,but then again it was Pip so he's probably too young to process it.

"Hello Damien,you probably already know what this is about"PC said gesturing towards Pip "Is he in trouble?" "Of course not,I know that you skip school all the time so today I'm giving you full permission to go home with him."Damien's eyes sparkled "WAIT REALLY??"He yelled making PC principal nod "Thanks mr principal!"Damien said as he grabbed Pips hand a lead him out of the room,PC principal laughed and got back to his work.
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The end!
Oof idk why this took me so long