//Agere Pip Oneshots!//South Park//

🖤Mummy and daddy🖤

Brought Pips parents into this story mwah😘I made them super supportive of him💅✨also since Pip and his dad have the same name we're gonna call him Phil lmao
Little age:3
Caregivers:Damien,thepaRenfs
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It was a chill morning in hell,Pip was in the garden behind the home shooting targets🎯He was minding his own business just practicing,when suddenly Damien came rushing out of the house into the backyard toward Pip "Damien what the fu-" "QUESTION,WERE YOUR PARENTS MORMON?!"He yelled while out of breath "Um..no I don't think so..?"
"I JUST REALIZED IF THEY WERENT MORMON THEN THEY ARE DOWN HERE!" "👁️👄👁️"

Pip was shocked but,then got angry "WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THIS SOONER!?" "IM STUPID IM SORRY😣"Damien grabbed Pips hand and started dragging him into the house "Cmon,let's go ask my dad to help us find them,Hell is HUGE."

After about thirty minutes of Satan searching the underground with his magic,he found them. "Phillip and Georgina Pirrup,they are living down in the mountains of hell."Pip smiled with excitement,he was finally going to see his parents! "Alright,let's go after I get changed.I'm definitely not visiting my Parents in basketball shorts and a t-shirt with two skeletons doing the hanky panky"Pip said as he walked out of the room.

Pip walked out of his bedroom wearing his usual brown hat,dark red sweater over a white polo shirt,and some grey denim jeans and brown shoes.Satan told Damien to get dressed too so he could take Pip(Satan had shit to do)so he got dressed into a grey sweater and black pants.Satan gave them the teleportation map and got back to his work.

When they made it

There they stood,in front of the large cottage,it looked and felt like it was from some sort of fairy tale "do you want me to go in with you?"Pip shook his head no,he felt he was ready. "Alright then,remember I right outside okay?and here,keep this in you're pocket."Damien handed him a Paci "for good luck,text me if you need me to come get you"They hugged and Damien teleported elsewhere.Pip walked towards the door and knocked,He waited a about 30 seconds until his mother opened the door.She had her beautiful long blonde hair into a middle ponytail,She was dressed in long black skirt with brown cardigan over a white turtleneck."Oh hello,can I help you?"She asked him kindly "May I come in?" "Of course"

Pip walked inside and looked around,they're were children's toys on the floor,crayon drawings and paintings on the wall.Then he noticed a big framed picture of stick figure painting that one of Pips brothers made,stick figures of his family to be exact.Phillip and Georgina were in the middle,his older sister standing beside mother,with Pip standing beside father,and all the little brothers standing on each side.He walked towards the painting and pointed to himself,then turned around to look at his mother.

"This is me,mummy"He then walked towards her "Do you remember me?"Georgina stood there in shock..was this really him?She held his face in her hands and began to tear up."Pip"She kissed his head and hugged him tightly,he hugged back immediately and began to cry.

"Honey,what's going on?"Pips father walked into the room He was dressed in grey dress pants,a dark green vest over a white button up,and his hair was still dark brown and curly like he remembered "Phillip,our son has come home!"She said as she turned Pip around to face his dad.He walked over in disbelief and held his son by his shoulders
"Is it you?really you?"Pip nodded and hugged him,he hugged back and hugged his wife as well.

Time skip

"And these are from about two months ago when we went to hell fair in the city"Phil said as he showed Pip some family photos of the boys,while Georgina was in the kitchen making Pip some deserts.(I made a Pips brothers be between the ages of 5-10 cuz yes) "How lovely!"Pip giggled holding the photo,Phil sighed before speaking "sweetie I don't want this to sound insensitive,but how did you die?" 'Shit how do I explain this'Pip thought "Funny story actually heheh,I'm not dead" "what👁️👄👁️"

"Basically-"

After he explained(I am not writing all of that shit😚)

Phil just stood there not knowing what to say,while Pip smiled at him awkwardly. "Well it's a shame you can't live with us,but im glad you can visit"He said patting Pip on his shoulder,which made Pip smile brightly. "Boys,the cupcakes🧁 are done" The two got up and sat at the kitchen table,Georgina kissed kissed Pips head as he sat down.They talked about Pips life and how he's been,mentally deciding to ask Abraham(one of Pips brothers if u didn't know)to remake the family photo without their sister."So where are my brothers?" "Oh they went to stay with grandma,after all there isn't much to do here"Pip nodded and then asked to use the bathroom.

"Alright I'll show you where it is"Phil was about to show Pip where the bathroom was when suddenly,a mouse ran across the room.Pip jumped back so he wouldn't hurt it,and fell over."Oh my,are you alright?"Georgina walked over towards Pip and helped him up. "Yes mummy I'm alright,just a little fall." So Phil continued on taking Pip to the bathroom,leaving her alone in the kitchen.She started putting the leftover cupcakes away for the little ones,when she noticed something on the floor that had fallen out of Pips pocket.

Time skip

Pip got changed into one of his mothers sweaters,and hopped into bed into his parents bed.He had texted Damien that he was going to spend the night before he had to go back to the living world.While Pips dad was brushing his hair into a low ponytail,his mother spoke up "um sweetie,when you fell earlier this fell out of you're pocket"He turned to look at her and froze when he saw her holding his pacifier."why did you have this Pip?"He was so scared he felt like his nutsacks just shrank and fell off."I-I swear I don't use it for anything bad..I just..."She cut him off "we aren't mad Pip,we are just wondering. no matter what it is you are still our little boy😊"She said softly making him smile.

About half an hour later,Phil was lazily watching tv (that was in front of the bed),while Pip and Georgina slept beside him.The three all cuddled up together holding Pip,while he slept peacefully, sucking on his pacifier.

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The end!