Little age:1-3
Caregiver/babysitter:Pocket
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It was a casual night In hell,except Damien was having a complete meltdown, having demonic powers while being a literal child can be tough.He was screaming his head off in his room,hitting the wall and the bed,with Satan trying to calm him down.
Normally,Pip would try and help him and calm him down,but he was regressed and the screaming made him scared,so he grabbed his zombie goat plushie and walked out of the manor.
He walked around sadly for about thirty minutes and ended up at a blood red lake.
He sat down on some large rocks.,admiring the lake,while hugging his plushie.He felt so bad for Damien,he has a lot of problems being the son of Satan,Pip wonders if things would be a bit better if Damien wasn't 'forced' to take care of him(Not how it actually is,Pip is just sad)
"Philip is that you?it's been so long!"Pip turned around and saw him,His childhood best friend Pocket,he got sad to see he was still 9 years old. "My!you've grown so much" (idk if I said this but in this story Pip doesn't die and their in 8th grade now)Pip couldn't say anything,he was just frozen. "You don't talk much anymore..do you?" He couldn't handle it anymore,Pip burst into tears and hugged Pocket tightly.He cried and cried and cried,Pocket held on to him the whole time,rubbing his back.
"I miss you so much,I nwever fowgot about you"Pip said after a few minutes"I missed you so much too,I don't want to sound rude,but why are you uhm..talking like that??"Pip stood there🧍♂️He didn't know how to respond to that,Pocket cleared his throat awkwardly "So...how did you die?" "Hmmm.... nwo"He said hugging pocket and curling up into his lap. "What do you mean no?"Pocket asked hugging Pip back,deciding to ask him about his behavior later. "Mwe not dead"Pocket was now more confused then ever,Pip was in hell but apparently didn't die,and he was acting very childish like a little baby.
Suddenly a fire explosion appeared,and Satan walked out of it. "There you are Pip,Damien is feeling better and wanted me to look for..oh hello there" "uh good day"Pocket said not knowing how to do math anymore. "Is this one of you're friends Pip?"To which Pip nodded quickly with excitement "uhm,he's acting a bit strange,I'm not sure why."Suddenly,catching pocket by surprise,Satan picked the both up.He put Pocket on his shoulders,and held Pip in his arms.
"I know what's going on,I'll take you boys back to my house and explain everything to you" "...alright.." They teleported and landed in front of the door to his house.He walked into the living room where Damien was.He was in his pjs watching tv,while having a blanket over him.His face was red and his eyes were still a bit teary,He looked exhausted.
"Dami!!"Pip squealed jumping out of Satans arms and running towards him to hug him.He then took his shoes off and got under the blanket with Damien. "Damien this is Pips friend..uhm..?" "Oh,my name is Pocket" "Pocket,i Found him with him at a lake"Satan said putting his hands on Pockets shoulders "Oh yea,I've heard about you,Pip told me you died cause of a sex before marriage disease."Damien said laughing.
Before Pocket could respond by whooping both their asses,Satan grabbed his hand and dragged him away into the kitchen "well,since Pip regressed in front of him,I'm gonna explain to him what it is" "bring us some soda from the fridge when you done with that."Damien said not taking his eyes off the screen.
So they sat down and Satan explained to him what it was. "Oh uhm,alright that's fine,whatever helps him and makes him happy" "alright now here,"He opened the fridge and handed him a six pack of Coca Cola "Go join them"
"Yay pockys here!"Pip said as pocket sat down next to him,handing Damien the sodas. "What are we watching?" "Paranorman,it's one of my favorites." "Oh that's nice"He leaned on Pip shoulder to get comfortable.
'I have missed so much..'
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The end!
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//Agere Pip Oneshots!//South Park//
RandomI love Pip so here are some little oneshots of him☺️☺️☺️
