Little age:3
Caregiver:Kenny obviously lol
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Kenny walking over to the Thorn manor after dying from a car crash for the billionth time.He knocked on the door and waited,but after like 10 minutes there was no response.Since the Thorns were so familiar with Kenny they never minded him being there at all,so Kenny just entered through an open window.
As Kenny fell on the floor bellow the window,he grew worried when he heard loud screaming and crying from Damien.Kenny ran upstairs to Damien's room to see Damien curled up the floor having one of his painful meltdowns,with Satan rubbing his back sitting slightly away from him respecting his much needed space. "Oh hey Kenny uh,nows not exactly a good time..." "Yea I can see that"Damien kept crying so Kenny left the room going to look for Pip,knowing him he was probably scared as shit.
Kenny walked into Pips room and saw him sitting in his bed hugging one of his teddy bears."Hey limey,how uh..how are you doing?it's pretty scary right"Pip nodded sadly "Well how about big bro Kenny takes you somewhere fun to distract Pippy?eh?"Pip thought about it for a second but then quickly agreed as he didn't want to hear Damien's screams anymore.
The two left the house(leaving a note of course)and started walking along the sidewalk."Wanna get ice cream?"Kenny asked(he stole money from Satans wallet before they left)Pip nodded happily,he was feeling a bit better.They went to the little ice cream parlor in town and got seated in a booth,Kenny ordered while Pip played Rayman adventures on his phone(I deadass play that game every single day of my life)while he waited.
Kenny came back to the table with his strawberry ice cream and Pips mint chocolate chip ice cream."Here ya go lil dude"He said as he passed Pip the cup of ice cream and began eating his own. "I'm kinda bored and it's not really a talking day for you so can I talk to you about my day?"Kenny asked Pip,which he nodded yes since he was completely nonverbal. Kenny went on to rant about how he took Karen to the park and bought her a Rice Krispie treat from the dollar store,Pip listened since he loved hearing about Kennys baby sister.
When they finished,Kenny ordered some chocolate ice cream for Damien and then left and started walking Pip home since Pip received a message that Damien was okay now.While walking,Pip randomly hugged Kenny as a thank you.Kenny of course hugged back while laughing a bit,Man how he loved being an older brother.
"WERE HOMEEEEE!"Kenny yelled as the two walked through the door.Satan walked downstairs to greet them "Hello boys,Damien is in his room watching a movie so would you like to keep him company?" "Duh"Kenny said as Pip ran upstairs to go see his dada.
Pip opened the door gently to not irritate Damien,and crawled into the bed cuddling him "Hey baby,oh hey Kenny"Damien said yawning as he was very exhausted. "Sup imp-face,we got you ice cream while we were at the parlor" "Thanks Mcwhoremick"Damien said grabbing the bag and taking out the cup of ice cream "what movie is this?" "The first Harry Potter movie" "Nerd"
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The end!
Kinda a shit post lols
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//Agere Pip Oneshots!//South Park//
RandomI love Pip so here are some little oneshots of him☺️☺️☺️
