😟Fight with Cartman😟

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by d3adb0dys

by d3adb0dys

Basically Pip reaches his limit and beats ass,then regressed like it didn't happen lmao,I'm writing this cuz I'm bored
Little age:3
Caregiver:goth kids
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"Hey frenchie!I found this nasty thing under the bleachers and thought of you"Cartman said handing Pip a very moldy croissant🥐 "oh uhm..how lovely"Pip said grabbing it with one finger "well then,good day"He started walking towards the trash can to throw the croissant away when he felt his hair getting pulled "Not so fast Frenchie,I've got a question for you" "oh okay,what's your question?"Cartman laughed "Did you're parents really die on accident?or did they kill themselves because you were just that ugly and annoying?"He laughed loudly.

At that moment,whatever morals Pip had disappeared.He grabbed Cartman by the collar and threw him into the locker "WOAH WHAT THE FUCK-"He was cut off by a punch to the face,or several actually.A crowd started forming cheering Pip on since nobody has ever seen him fight so well,or at all.

With the goth kids

"I'm fucking hungry man"Said Firkle laying on the ground dramatically. "Same,but the school food here taste like roasted donkey foreskin"Replied Michael. "I actually have some leftover mini chocolate donuts In my locker,should I get them?"

"Definitely"
"yes please"
"do it we are starving"

With that,Pete got up and went inside the school to his locker.He kept walking until he heard lots of yelling(and crying)and realized there was a fight.'fuck,this fight is probably blocking my path to the donuts'He leaned against the wall 'I guess I'll wait until-'

His thoughts were cut off by Cartman running full speed past him,with Pip chasing him,and tackled him to the ground.Pete stared at the took in shock as the crowd followed.

"YOU FUCKING SLAG"Pip punched Cartman even more "DONT EVER SAY THAT TO ME AGAIN,YOU HERE ME BUGGER?!" "UGH YES JUST GET OFF OF ME!"Pip punched Cartman one last time and got off him,smoothed out his clothes,and walked away.Everyone calmed down started talking and asking if they got that on film,So Pete went to go get his donuts.After he got them out of his locker he went to go give them to the gang.

"Finally you took forever😒"said Henrietta while shoving a donut into her mouth. "There was a fight in the hallway" "oh who was it this time?"Michael asked "you're never going to believe it,it was Pip,and HE was the one beating Cartmans ass😩"They stopped eating and looked at him in shock "are you for real?!" "YES EVERYONE SAW IT AND EVEN FILMED IT"Pete paused and grabbed a donut "I'm gonna go find him be right back✌️"

After like 15 minutes of looking,Pete found Pip in a bathroom all the way on the other side of the school.He was washing his knuckles while sniffling,he had definitely been crying. "Hey Pip..you okay?I saw the fight it was pretty awesome."Pip didn't say anything and just continued washing his hands with the freezing cold water,it's obvious he was ashamed. "Look Pip what happened most likely wasn't you're fault,the fat guy is a complete asshole all the time" "I didn't mean to be so..violent...he just made me so angry"Pete went and hugged Pip"it's okay man,I don't even need to know what he said,I already know he deserved it"He patted Pips shoulder then grabbed his hand and lead him out of the bathroom. "Let's go get some food,you deserve it"

When they got back to the gang

" Hey guys we're back" "Finally,you fucks took forever"Firkle said standing up "cmon let's go,I need an actual meal"Michael and Henrietta agreed "alright where should we go?" "The morgue" "Nah fuck that let's get Dennys"

After they went to dennys

The group went back to Henrietta's house and got their pjs on(the gang always had sleepovers so they always had clothes there)and jumped into bed doing a group cuddle.Henrietta let Pip borrow some clothes,She gave him a oversized black T-shirt that said 'My balls are bigger than yours' on it,and some black fuzzy pajama bottoms with mini skulls all over them.
"Get some sleep Pip,you're definitely gonna have a teeny bit of fame tomorrow"and with that,Pip drifted off to a peaceful sleep in Henrietta's arms,forgetting he beat Cartman half to death a few hours earlier.
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The end!
Lmao idk what this is its kind of a crack post