//Agere Pip Oneshots!//South Park//

💚☕️Unexpected babysitting☕️💚

Basically pip regresses in public on accident
Little age:2
Caregiver/babysitter:Tweek(I've never written anything with/related to tweek so bare with me)
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It was a boring school day,teachers crying,Cartman being Cartman,the usual.Pip was in the library doing other people's homework,trying not to cry from earlier.These boys made fun of him in the locker room and dunked his hat in the toilet,which definitely ruined his day.He was both upset at angry,not at them,but at the fact he became more sensitive due to being a little.

He couldn't hold it in anymore.He got up,walked into the corner where he couldn't be seen,and started to cry softly.Luckily to Pips rescue,one of the only boys who wasn't mean to Pip,was on his way to hide in the corner,to avoid a panic attack from a really big crowd.

Tweek went into the hidden part of the library,and threw himself on the floor getting ready to take a nap(all the caffeine wore off after an intense game of dodgeball).Suddenly he heard light sobbing,and lifted his head up to see Pip in the corner bawling his eyes out while trying to be as quiet as possible.Tweek never had a problem with Pip,they were both outcast so he understood what it felt like,but seeing him cry was a shocker,he was usually so happy and cheerful.

He grew nervous and scooted over to the brit. "Hey ACk Pip..what g-going on-n"Pip looked up sadly,not saying a word. "D-do you want to talk about it?"He tried.Craig usually asks him this when he's having an attack so he figured he should try it.Pip pouted and shook his head,Tweek scooted closer and shakily hugged him.Pip hugged back tightly,crying a bit more.

About ten minutes later,Pip fell asleep,so Tweek took it as an opportunity to look in Pips bag to see if they're was anything that would make him feel better,he struggled to find stuff so he dumped everything out to look,and then put it all back like nothing happened.While he was looking nervously he found a crumpled up ziplock bag with a pacifier inside it 'what the hell' He wondered why would Pip have this in his school bag?

Tweek then heard whimpering and saw Pip waking up,so he did the first thing that came to mind.He quietly got closer and slipped the pacifier into Pips mouth.Tweek was shaking when he saw Pip growing stiff,not moving a muscle,but relaxed a tiny bit when he saw him begin to lightly suck on it.

He heard the bell ring meaning it was passing period 'I should go find Damien' He got up quietly and walked out of the library to go find him.After like 2 minutes he saw him standing at his locker on his phone,playing granny.

"Damien!i was AcK looking f-for you.." "Oh SHit,look man I was just joking when I said I was gonna set your parents coffee shop on fire-" "That's n-not what...excuse me..?"🫢 "Nothing,what did you need?" Damien said acting innocent🥺 "uh something happened with uGH Pip,cmon he's in the library."

When they got back to the hidden spot,Pip was now awake and sitting up,while sucking on his pacifier.Damien walked up to him and crouched down "what happened Brit?"Pip didn't respond,instead he threw himself onto Damien's lap and hugged him. "Basically I came here uH to skip class and and I found him crying.." "He probably had a bad day,you know how it is."He picked Pip up by holding under his knees,while Pip just held on tight "thanks for helping man,I'm gonna take him home."Damien said as he walked out.

But Tweek wanted answers.Why was Pip acting like a baby?why was Damien so calm about this?.He quickly grabbed all of Pips things from off the floor and put them back in his bag,then ran out the library to follow them.He walked out of the building and saw them walking not to far,except Pip was now on Damien's back.

He ran towards them. "WAit!i wanna know what's going on!!"Tweek said out of breath. "Why should I tell you anything,methhead." "Well I helped Pip out and I wanna know why he's..you know,acting pretty aCk young.." "Ugh fine,But you're giving me free coffee."

When they got to their home,Damien told Tweek to wait downstairs while he went to go change Pip.After about 7 minutes They both came back down and he set Pip down in the living room,and turned on the tv.Pip was dressed in a baby blue footed onesie and a pull up,and he giggled in excitement when the owl house started playing on the tv.

Damien and Tweek both sat in the kitchen eating cookies "So basically,Pip uses this coping mechanism called age regression,he goes into a younger mindset when he's stressed out usually,or when he just wants to I guess."Tweek stood there processing that,Honestly he was glad it wasn't a kink thing,and he thought it was kinda cute,..he kinda wanted to see what it was like..🫢 "That's cool UgH man,whatever floats his boat🛥️"

"Damiii,I'm hungwy"Pip yelled from the couch,while standing on his knees. "Okay,what are you hungry for?" "Mac n cheese!" "Okay okay" Damien got up and started taking out the food and turned on the stove,while he was doing that Tweek decided to go over to Pip,and see what exactly little space was.

"Hey there,l-little guy..?" "Hewo!hehe" Tweek smiled softly "you wanna pway with me?" "Of course buddy"Pip got up and grabbed Tweeks hand and they ran upstairs into the nursery.Tweek was shocked at how cute and baby like this room was,must've taken a while to decorate.Pip brought out his building blocks and started making a castle for his toys,tweek helped him out with it and when they finished they hugged.He then open a cabinet and handed Tweek and unopened box with a paci in it. "Fow you!"Tweek grabbed it slowly and held it close to his chest "t-hanks Brit".

"There you guys are,the food is done Pip,you want some spazz?" "Fuck y-ea"They went downstairs and sat at he the table,Damien served both Pip and Tweek a bowl,and he helped Pip eat. "C-can I ask you something?"Tweek asked staring at his food,refusing to make eye contact "I don't know can you?"Damien replied smirking,which he received a death glare in response. "Alright sure" "can any-AGh-one do what Pip does...?" Damien looked up "I mean,yeah.." "good to know.."Damien laughed softly "You wanna be a little?that'd be great for Pip,He doesn't have any little friends." "I just don't know what C-Craig would think.."

"Whooo careesss🥱🙄"Damien said dramatically "If he really loved you he would accept you,and everyone and their grandma can tell he loves you"Tweek smiled,his anxiety wearing off a tiny bit "Thanks man,you're pretty nice for the Devils son"He said taking a big bite out of his food "Welp,living with Pip for like almost 5 years had some effect"

After they ate,They fixed Pip a bottle of strawberry milk,sat in the living,to call Craig and ask what he thinks.Tweek was on the verge of an anxiety attack,But when Pip held his hand for support while using the paci he gave him earlier,he felt ready.

'Hey honey,what's going on I didn't see you at school Today?'
'Everything is fine I just needed to be away from school..can talk to you ab-bout something?'
'Yeah of course'
'I uh..I think..ACK,I need you to google something!'
'Um okay babe,what is it?
'Ag-ge regression'
'Okay gimme a sec
Tweek was so nervous,he had a death grip on Pips hand and on his new paci
'Okay I got it now,why did you want me to look this up??'
'I uhm..kinda wanted to try it...and it normally requires a caregiver so'
'You want to be a age regressor and me to be you're caregiver??'
'ACk..yes..'
He was on the verge of tears
'Of course babe'
'REALLY??!
'Yes babe you know I love you no matter what.'
'OH MY GOD OKAY,CAN I COME OVER?!'
'Duh,hurry on over'
Tweek hung up the phone and started shaking and tearing up,not because of anxiety for a change.Pip hugged him despite not knowing what was going on,he just wanted to be supportive👍 "thank you AcK guys holy shit!" "No problem man,I'm just glad Pip finally has another little friend.Now hurry up and go to your boyfriend."

With that,he said his goodbyes and left to see Craig,with a new paci and baby bottle.They went inside and and went upstairs to the nursery.Damien kissed Pip goodnight and set him down in his crib.Then left to call Christophe to come over🫢.
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The end!
Idk what I was doing lmao I did my best
I made tweek a little cuz I fucking can😘