//Agere Pip Oneshots!//South Park//

😮Sneaking out😮

Face reveal at the top lmao^^
Little age:4
Caregivers:the goth kids
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It was the weekend during Christmas break and Damien and his dad were going to do some torture training in hell(for when Damien becomes ruler)but Pip was in his headspace for a few days now,and his usual babysitters weren't available.So,Damien called the people he wasn't to fond of,but could take care of Pip well.So that's how the goth kids ended up taking care of Pip for the weekend.

It was around 2am,the gang decided to go to a gas station to get some snacks and cigarettes,they thought since Pip was sleeping he would be fine,So the group left him behind.

Pip had just woken up randomly,looking around to see he was all alone.For whatever reason,he got up and started walking,then he put his shoes on,and a brown zip up hoodie on,and walked out of the house.He was dressed in black sweatpants,red sweater with a skull on it,so he didn't look too out of the ordinary.He walked around town admiring the night sky and the quietness since their weren't many cars,and because he was in a young headspace,he didn't even think about how dangerous it was for him.

The goth kids were on their way back with their snacks. "I hope limey didn't wake up and managed to do some stupid shit"Michael said lighting his cig. "I hope not,ugly demon boy would set us on fire and that'd be pretty annoying🤷‍♂️"Firkle replied.When they got back to Henrietta's house,they stopped and stared at the open front door.They ran inside and saw that Pip was gone.

"Shit."

They split up and looked around the neighborhood for him.About 30 minutes later,Michael found him in an alley playing with stray cats.

"LIMEY WHAT THE FUCK" "what🧍‍♂️" "why the fuck did you sneak out?!you could've died,or worse,get molested!" Pip simply giggled and bounced up and down.There was no point in yelling at Pip,so instead Michael just called the group and told that he found him,and proceeded to give Pip a piggyback ride back to the house.

"Do you have any idea how much trouble we would be in if you died" ":)" Henrietta rolled her eyes "whatever let's just get you in bed" "but me not tired" "to be honest none of us are,besides it's almost 4 in the morning,he won't get much sleep either way"Pete said unpacking all of the snacks,taking out a bottle of coke,and pouring it into Pips sippy cup"fine we'll watch a movie then"She said while sitting on the couch in the living room. "What are we gonna watch then??"

"Something dark"
"Something heart wrenching"
"Something too graphic for the human eye"

They ended up watching Shrek 3
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The end!
I pretty much ran out of ideas okay I'm sorry🥱