//Agere Pip Oneshots!//South Park//

🦇❣️Movies and games❣️🦇

Pips age:2  Mikes age:3
Caregivers:Damien,Pete
Requested by catboymybeloved
Baby bats are called pups so that's why Pete calls Mike that🦇
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"Daddy can I hawve bwood pwease?"Mike asked happily making Pete smile"Of course pup"Pete always acted like he hated Mike when they were around other people,but he actually adored and loved his little with all his heart.He went downstairs and grabbed Mike's favorite sippy and poured some Hawaiian Punch,and went back to Mike's room and handed the bottle to him. "Thank wou daddy!" "You're welcome baby"Pete was about to kiss Mikes head when he suddenly got a phone call from Damien.

'Hey flippyhair listen where's the vampire boy??'

'Why are you asking exactly?'

'Cuz hes ur boyfriend and pip wants to have a playdate,is he with you??'

'Oh okay and yea he's with me'

'Great so get your asses over to my casa nowwww'

'Okay okay fine'

Pete hung up the phone and picked up Mike to get him changed since was wearing only a legless onesie."Daddy is gonna take you to have a play date with little friend Pip,do you want to go?" "Yes pwease!"Mike said giggling and bouncing up and down.Pete changed him into a black vampire bat themed hoodie with matching black sweatpants and fuzzy red socks,he gave Mike his slipper shoes and they left the house,with Mike happily sucking on his paci.

"Hey fucks,glad you could make it-"Damien was cut off by Mike running past him to go hug his little friend.Pip was dressed in a footed brown onesie with an open red cardigan over it,he also had his hair pulled into a low ponytail "What the shit"Pete said as Mike tackled Pip to the ground "MIKEYY" They we're definitely happy to see each other.The two Littles played with Pips toys for awhile,and the two older boys had some coffee in the kitchen.

"So,what's it like dating the bloodsucker?" Damien asked Pete teasingly making the other boy blush "It's great,he's the absolute sweetest" "Still blows my mind how you're literally in love with him despite hating him in the beginning" "Oh look who's talking Mr turns his own boyfriend into a firework"Pete said sticking his tongue out at Damien "Shut the fuck up I was 8 and going through a wannabe accepted fase!" "That doesn't change the fact that you still-"

"Dadaaaa!"Pip yelled starting them "Oh fuck-uh yea baby?" "Can we watch a movwie?"He asked "Oh yea of course"The three went out into the living room where Mike was. "Okay what movie do you boys wanna watch?"Pete asked while picking up Mike and setting him on his lap "Can we wawch wittle vampiwe?"Mike asked shyly,he always got shy asking for things at other people's houses "Yesh can we watch dat pwease?"Pip agreed happily,the two dads nodded.Damien put on the movie and sat down with Pip cuddling him,the two Littles squealed with happiness.

About halfway into the movie Mike started squirming,he needed to use the bathroom but he was very interested in the movie,so he held it in."This movie is so awful yet so entertaining" "Dude shut up we aren't supposed to say that in front of the babies" "Oh well I'm sOrry🙄I'm new to this stuff" "No the fuck you're not you've babysat Pip hundreds of times before this" "I mean like being an actual caregiver not a babysitter you troglodyte-"
Mikes face grew hot with embarrassment, he had just had an accident,his first accident since he started his regression to be exact.(mf never used diapers before just speedran to the bathroom lol)

He didn't know what to do or say,so he just sat still and tried his best not to cry.Luckily,Pip noticed his discomfort "wou okay?"He asked worriedly,Mike eyes filled with tears and he started to cry.
The older two turned around when the heard him, Pete got up and crouched down in front of Mike. "Pup what happened?!"Mike was too embarrassed to tell him,Damien however put 2 and 2 together "Well he's been drinking a lot of jui-I mean blood and I haven't seen him use the bathroom all day,so I think he had an accident"Damien whispered to Pete, making his eyes widen "Did you have an accident?"Mike hesitantly nodded and cried more covering his face with his sleeve.Damien sighed and paused the movie,then got up picking Mike up as well.

"Cmon Peteyboi,You're gonna go change him"His eyes widened"Me?but I don't fucking know how?"Damien groaned and rolled his eyes "Listen Wednesday Addams,you're baby is wet,crying, uncomfortable and as his caregiver you have to learn how to do this shit"Pip nodded as he rubbed Mikes head "See even Pip agrees and Pip is never wrong"
"Okay but you're gonna help me right?"
"Duh"With that Damien handed Mike to Pete and the 4 went upstairs to the nursery.

Pete laid Mike down on the changing table,then looked at Damien for help "You have to take his pants off to change him stupid" "right"Pip was on the side trying to cheer his buddy up as he was still red and crying "I go get his paci"He said leaving the room "Yea okay baby"Damien said as Pete finished getting Mike undressed "Now here take these wipes and clean him up"Pete did just that "Now the baby powder"Pete did that too,while messing up a little making them laugh.Pip came back and slipped Mikes paci into his mouth,and handed him his hellhound plushie to hold.

When Pete got done Pip and Damien cheered him on,Pete laughed as he sat Mike up and kissed his head while wiping the leftover tears off his face."Get used to that Pita bread,cause you're gonna be doing that forever,and Mikey you're gonna start wearing diapers"Damien said laughing making Mike hide his face "Hey I never said that was a bad thing,now go finish the movie while I put these in the laundry to wash"Damien told the three as he grabbed Mikes dirty clothes and headed to the laundry room.

"Well then cmon boys let's go finish the movie"Pete said as he walked downstairs setting Mike back down on the couch with Pip following,sitting next to Mike and cuddling him.After about five minutes Damien came back and laid against Pip.The movie was ended and the boys were now bored "what do you guys wanna do exactly?"Damien asked them "Hiwe an sweek!"Pip squealed shaking his daddy's arm "Okay uhm...PETE WILL COUNT TO TEN!"He said grabbing the Littles hands and running away "Dude what-"Pete exclaimed then cut himself off when he was left alone "Wooooww I guess I'm it then😔"

Pete counted to ten then screamed "YOU BITCHES BETTER BE HIDDEN CAUSE IM COMINGGGG!"while walking upstairs.He looked around the room for a bit and then walked into Pips room and looked inside the bathroom,he was about to open the shower curtain until Damien beat him to it scaring the shit out of him.
"OH MY FUCK"Pete yelled while Damien simply laughed his ass off "What the fuck is wrong with you?!" "A lot,now let's go find our babies"

They left Pips room and walked around the house.They suddenly heard movement coming from the kitchen,so they quietly walked over and looked around. "Boooooooyyyss?where are yooouuuu?"Damien said exaggerating his words,which they heard some giggles in response "I think..their in HERE!"Pete said yanking open the cabinet under the sink revealing the two boys who laughed loudly. "There you two are!we missed you!"Damien said as Pip jumped into his arms,Mike squealed and did the same with Pete "Why are you hiding from me pup?do you not love daddy?"Pete said making Mike gasp dramatically "Nuh uh!I wove daddy so mwuch!" "Okay I believe you"Pete said kissing Mikes head.

They spent the rest of the day playing even more games until it was time for bed.The boys gave them a bottle of milk(Mikes had red food dye lol)and set the babies down in the crib and they drifted off to sleep.The two older boys sat on the couch and watched creepy YouTube films until they fell asleep.
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The end!