I didn't really have any idea for this chapter but I'm super bored in class so we're gonna run with it😘
Little age:2
Caregiver:Michael
__________________________It was a boring day at school,Pip was walking around the halls skipping class,because he was regressed.He walked and walked paying attention to nothing,and ended up walking to the goth kids spot,which Michael was there all by himself.He looked upset and uneasy,while shakily lightning his cigarette.
Pip ran up to him and sat down beside him,and hugged Michael,who was caught off guard but didn't mind. "What do you want Brit?" "You wook sad,what wrong?"Michael looked away from him to avoid crying "Nothing important,just me and my annoying parents had a fight,is all"his voice shook slightly,Pip could easily tell he was trying to cover up his sadness,he cleared his throat real quick "wanna talk about it?" "There's nothing to talk about limey,they just screamed at me for a bit and said some dumb shit,but I don't really care.." "yes you do"
"Why does it even matter to you,why do you care!?"Michael said standing up "Cause we friends!"Pip said also standing up "and you awe upset,so I wanna help"He then hugged Michael tightly and closed his eyes with fear,since he knew Michael was mad and didn't know how he'd react.But Michael simply hugged back and cried softly.
After that,they walked to the gas station and bought themselves a fuck ton of soda🥤 🥤🥤And took it back to Michaels house,They walked inside and quickly headed upstairs to avoid Michaels annoying ass mOm.They sat down on Michaels bed and started dRinking some of their soda "Talk?"Michael didn't wanna look like an idiot but at the same time he didn't want to make Pip sad so he said sure.
"Basically my dad was yelling and shit,and he said he wouldn't have ever had me if he knew I'd be this much of an embarrassment,(lmao I live for angst)and I don't know,I know he didn't mean it but It still made me kinda sad.." "...we should do something about that."Pip grinned with evilness😈Michael dramatically raised his eyebrow while laughing slightly "oh really?like what?" "Do you have paint?>:D" So that's how the boys ended up putting black paint in the shower head right before Michaels dad got into the shower,they laughed loudly when they heard him scream.They went back to drinking their soda ,listen to some epic goth music and read some poetry by no quema cuh allen Poe. "Hey pipers,thanks for Yk..helping me out today"He said while handing Pip and object wrapped in paper towels with a bow on it.Pip opened it and it was a black,goth themed,pacifier.He squealed with excitement and hugged him,they stayed like that for a few minutes when suddenly Michael received a message.
Henrietta:Mikayel ppl at school told us u skipped with limey now why tf were we not invited🤨
Michael:I didn't exactly skip skip I was feeling like shit so he helped me out ig
Henrietta:what why what happened???
Michael:my dad was just being a douchebag this morning
Henrietta:bitch get ur ass over here and talk to us u fucking sissy😑
Michael:fine fine but I'm still with limey so he's coming too
Henrietta:alright sure
So the two grabbed their shit and ran out of the house to avoid the paint in the shower interrogation.They got to Henrietta's house and had the funnest fucking time ever.After like two hours they all passed out.
____________________________
The end!
I honestly have no idea what this is lmao
YOU ARE READING
//Agere Pip Oneshots!//South Park//
RandomI love Pip so here are some little oneshots of him☺️☺️☺️