Chapter 17: Prepare for Battle, Prepare for War (Kayden)

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"Stock retake!" Zijie ordered, as he slacked in his blue plastic chair where he always sat. Deverlon immediately got to work, tirelessly recounting every single weapon they had.

Sure, they only had one Glock; Yifan had eaten through the rest of their armoury, mistaking the weapons for bananas, like Deverlon predicted; but it was enough to murder someone.

But when he got to Guanjun's division entrance, obscured from sight by Guanjun's supervisor office corner pillar, he noticed that he was too late. A murder had already happened.

However, it hadn't happened in this division.

"What do we do?" asked Jeffery anxiously. Timothy hurried to shush him, strangling him until he stopped chattering, then whispered his suggestion.

"I don't care. This is warfare. People die all the time. We strike first."

"Who do we kill? This entire company is on high alert now!" Deverlon shrieked in his panic.

"It's fine! Shut up!" Timothy screamed. "We go back to the division. I kidnapped Leanne (hahaha)(wait why)the other day, when no one was watching. We kill her, and drop her corpse here as a reminder of what we'll do if they don't surrender to us."

"That seems unnecessarily graphic," commented Yifan, trembling, "Plus, isn't she Guanjun's friend (who is a girl)? He will go (nuts) bananas," he couldn't resist giggling at this.

"Wait, you kidnapped Leanne?" Zijie was puzzled. "When?"

"Shut up, both of you!" Timothy shouted over their voices. "I kidnapped her before Guanjun's speech during the previous interlude. And what could he possibly do to foil my plans?"

End of Chapter 17: Prepare for Battle, Prepare for War

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