Just as the head judge was about to answer, a tiny figure landed beside him, raising a club over his bald head. (like a barbarian)
The person brought the club down with all their might, aiming for the judge. Unfortunately, they missed. "Shit! This is way heavier than I expected (in reality it was only 50 grams). Should've brought my rusty penknife," the figure muttered. "Or maybe I should've vaporised them with my terrible twerking that needs way more practice than it has been getting."
"Bro! I don't care who you are, but if you are gonna rescue me, can you at least do it properly?" Guanjun complained, annoyed, clearly done with all this shit.
"I'm sorry! But hey! It's not my fault you got yourself arrested!" the figure retorted, revealing herself to be Deverlon. "Now will you get yourself up and actually help???" As soon as Guanjun realised the figure was Deverlon, he instantly
"Guards! Seize them!" the judge barked after recovering from shock, banging his gravel for absolutely no reason. Despite the many bald female warriors rushing at him, Guanjun still lay on the floor, waiting to be rescued. A second hooded figure landed next to him and threw him over his shoulder. As they sprinted out of the courtroom, the figure's hood was blown away, and Guanjun realised it was Jeffery.
"Hey! Can we speed things up? Cause I really cannot stand another second of working with jeffrey. And also cause we would all die if we don't. Wakandans are ruthless." Deverlon called.
After three seconds, Guanjun's brain finally started working, and he realised that he was slung over Jefferys' shoulder. He immediately recoiled, screeching at Jeffery, "EWEWEWEW! Get your hands off of me! Don't touch me! Get away!" Jeffery rolled his eyes and dropped guanjun on the floor. Whilst doing so, he lost his balance and landed on top of Guanjun.
From the top of the courtroom, Deverlon noticed this and screamed at the two, "DID YOU TWO NOT HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID?! GET YOURSELF OFF THE FLOOR AND STOP ARGUING! I DON'T HAVE ANY TIME FOR THIS SO LET'S JUST GET THIS RESCUE OVER AND DONE WITH! KILL EACH OTHER AFTER WE'RE DONE FOR ALL I CARE!" Hearing this, Guanjun and Jeffery merely looked at each other and shook their heads, replying with a simple "Naur".
This just infuriated Deverlon even more, and she started to speak to them again, this time quieter and more menacing, with her voice filled to the brim with authority.
"I did not just scream my entire head off to deal with you. You all better get yourself together or you're dead, because I've been waiting too long for a good reason to use my vintage torture machines from the 17th century. Now you better listen to me, or you can help me test them out..."
Terrified, the two of them complied, shaking with fear.
*note: Jeffrey had been determined not to be a human, abbreviation to be replaced with "ze" "zim" "Zeir'
End of Chapter 32 : The Rescue
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